@Fangirlswoons: AND 20 hot guys who want to be in a relationship. i think...

@Segat1: oh god. it wont work. DELETE!

I forgot! Here's mine (I still look the same)

@japangea: I would totally use this, my DDs are jangling all over the place when I sleep unless I wear my no-wire bra when I sleep.

I made flourless chocolate cake. And now I am going for wine.

This show makes teenage boy humour worth it.

@icklepickle: Hearted. We should never meet.

@maccapee: The article reminded me of Leonard's mother on Big Bang.

Ah CRAP. And here I thought I'd grown up. My mind lives and joyfully wallows in the gutter.

@Imelda_the_Hun: I know, right?

@Imelda_the_Hun:

@Imelda_the_Hun: the Germans have these crazy loos with a SHELF in them so when you poop, there's none of the PLOP noise. But then you get to see your poop presented to you when you wipe'n'flush. Ah, Germany. Always thinking.

Can someone explain crotch holes to me? And what you're doing to get them ? It sounds fun.

@ink: I did too. I was 6' tall and 60 kg at 16. And gangly as a spidermonkey. Small-town modelling agencies are weird. No cake or gravy. WTF?

@Segat1: Incidentally, there is nothing like a US "reality" show to make you want to join the gym.

I'm guessing the US didn't get the memo about sunbeds/tanning/skin cancer. I'm basing this purely on TV shows. That's real, right? *Soundstage moves away*

Hell yes. Everywhere I go that isn't my hometown:

@belladonna seablue marshmallow eyes:

Kathy Griffins voice should be attached to a Muppet. It just sounds so awesome.

I would totally start a tech company if I could think of something to encourage me to spend more time on the Internet.