@callmecate: Oh lordy. That show drives me mad. Do you recall when they had a bunch of boat people turn up?
@callmecate: Oh lordy. That show drives me mad. Do you recall when they had a bunch of boat people turn up?
Top Tip!! More flowers = more blowjobs. That is all.
Yay! I'm from Tasmania!
@rah29: I recently returned from 5 yrs in the UK with 20 pashminas - its insane.
@nessalicious: mmm chaps. I read thechap and drool. Tweedy = not just for footballers.
Two types of Brits I see on hols: 1) moneyed chavs who think Spain is Blackpool (who am I kidding?) and 2) middle class, middle aged women who complain bitterly about the water/food/sun/dirt/this-isnt-how-it's-done-in-England and their downtrodden husbands who just want a beer and to get away from this awful woman…
@rah29: PARAH!
Ohlordy. I used to be super skinny, like, hip bones would stick out. And I ate a lot. It was oddly pleasing to me.
@snownpaint1: I have to say, pressing zero a milllion times is the secret to getting to talk to a human.
@KatyLou: Extra nipples for everyone! Every bit of fat looks better with a nipple.
@KatyLou: Extra nipples for everyone! Every bit of fat looks better with a nipple.
@cherry_blossom: Oh man, I used to have a bod like that. I love that dress. Stupid giant hips/boobies.
@cherry_blossom: Oh man, I used to have a bod like that. I love that dress. Stupid giant hips/boobies.
@roodles: smug! You nailed it right there. Anyway, detoxes are phooey. And also make you ill!
@GelatoSunrise: "all scoops served in waffle bowls in a futile attempt to save the planet" +1
@rhubarbarin: Yeah, I do mean Britney and Christina. I'm just wondering who their waxers are and if Disney pays for it. Enquiring minds need to know .
How often to you get to justify spending a fuckload of moolah on a feckin' big party?
@dearheart: I nearly nearly pulled a guy who said he had my name tattooed on his arse. I did not believe him until he pulled down his daks and showed me his butt cheeks. He had "Your Name" in flowery script on his pert little butt. And I just loled. And had to drink some booze to remind myself how I should not come to…
@ditriana: I really think that is clever. Also, OW.
@lilybea: Maybe water breaking is nature's way to clean our feet before childbirth *strokes beard*