@junkyardarts: I suspect that the subs changed it because DM readers are too stupid or squeamish to say or read LABIA.

@NymeriaWolf: Oh I love trolling on the DM website. [www.qwghlm.co.uk]

I once had my poise mentioned on my school report. What this had to do with my education I have no idea, but the headmaster seemed to take note.

Who is this girl and why do we care about her lady garden?

Woo for Dorito Dust! It keeps me orange all year round, AND provides handy seasoning, when I need it! And NOT the other way around. THANKS, Dorito Dust!

Ahahahh. You silly bitch.

@Segat1: OMG - It's Rachel Zoe, but less of the sag.

Oh, she is so AWESOME! I want to have a cup of tea with her.

@jonesjl: Holy Shit. You guys have drive through pharmacies in the US? Is there nothing you walk into anymore?

@gonewilde: Hmm, I am not sure on the specifics, and not denying that this may be true, but in the UK I had to get a doc's prescription, and then got it free from the chemist. Woot. But you can also order it online, sans script, through an online retailer, and pay for it. Sometimes this was easier for me as the…

This means nothing to me. Ooooooh Vienna.

Sounds like they've found their Glee Spots. In the trailers. MMM.

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: like buffoons?

@vamusical: I just don't get sports. I'd rather be at the pub.

@solidfever: hmmm, just make it work

Look, I think it's great that there's FFFWeek but seriously, all this stuff is really notawesome. Whitney and Co look nice. But boring. Show me full ball gowns with boobs boiling over the top!

@WashingMyHair: drinking leads to babies.

@TheJubjubBird: for this reason (and topless sunbathing being de rigueur) I miss Europe SO FREAKING MUCH.

@loosesealbluth: D-A-I-Y-E-T-I-N-G. Dating .

@adahcakes: agreee. Where's the tailoring and the pretty skirts!!!