@ShrutiBorus: I have a couple of mates who are in fashion school and would love to have someone to make clothes for, they're super low on the pennies and it provides a nice little earner for them, rather than working at McDonalds whilst trying to study.

@Segat1: additionally, when I go to any plus size store for the off chance that they have something that might fit me due to the upsizing, I swear to god it's like TentCityTM. Why all the wafty kaftans? Not all plus size people are fat - some of us are ridiculously tall and have shoulders that are the result of…

OK, here's a crazy idea. Learn how to make your own clothes. Yes, I know this is not the point but man, I have made some beauties. I have ridick long legs, huge hips and teeny tiny waist. Nothing fits me. So I started making stuff. It is not that hard (do a night course?).If you are shit at sewing, go to the local…

@bboston88: you should. I meant to say I have gels, and they have been a life saver. Acrylics made my nails revolting.

cripes, when did going au naturale cause yeast infections etc? I spend more of my time with bush than without, and I don't think I have any of those problems. Or is this just a US thingy?

@bboston88: agree agree agree. They've stopped me biting, a habit of over 20 years. And if you INSIST INSIST your nail tech makes them look natural, people will only know you've got them if they really examine them.

@amazoncowgirl: I also wondered, this is so cool. I wish I had curly hair. My hair is dead straight.

@smizmar: I use Bio-Oil. I know it's not made of knitted yoghurt or whatever but it works so well. So perhaps olive oil?

mine just says "I'm a dag".

@cloudswiper: oh god. I miss Heat. We don't get it here in Aus and I jsut can't keep up with slebs now.

@donveynor: I read his entire twitter feed one day, and afterwards I realised he had the right surname. And that I needed more things to do with my time.

@najmah: *luff*

@wtfox?!: oh weird, i would have called you. I'm one of these people who hates talking to people on the phone. It drives me mad. I like people, but I like words more. Oh god i need to get off the internet.

@emilylzbth: teaching my mother to text was the greatest thing ever. Now I dont have 9am phone calls at the weekend

@cloudswiper: agreed. he's the finger-in-the-mouth guy on the webcam, yes?

@Ri_L: IIRC breastfeeding til 2 is totally OK. I mean like school age kids. Freaks me out.

@Theologica: they make me think of camel toe. and toe cheese. and then it all gets mixed in my head and i just cry

@AllieCaulfield: I thought he'd be impaled on a stick and covered in choclate chip pancake mix, but y'know, whatever.

@turn.on.the.light: MOIST!!!!!! nice one.

@blackbird_pie: I literally said "OMG ANUS STATUE" when I saw that for the first time. My mates are used to this and just ignored me, but others stared. I went red.