@curlicue: I have no idea. It is the visual equivalent of fingernails-on-a-blackboard for me. No doubt some childhood trauma I'm blocking.

@Maria Jackson: +1

FAKE children's laughter. The one they always use in adverts, that is just some little girl trilling ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!. I'm all for kids being happy and shit, but when you have heard it for nearly 30 years in adverts, it gets a little grating.

Public art that looks like body parts.

Priests.

@♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: hehehe. I loled at the images in my head.

@zap rowsdower: oooh, what about the camel toe ones? they make me want to vom lavishly. EDIT: stupid embedding [img142.imageshack.us]

@zap rowsdower: Agreed. I find children's entertainers generally creepy. All of them.

@♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: buggers? like, sodomy?

@zap rowsdower: That's cool. It just freaks me out.

@cloudswiper: ew, she was married to Les Dennis?

Ok, seems i have an internal list of these things.

Women who breastfeed their kids until they're, like, 10 or whatever. I KNOW we're all good with the breast and whatnot, but there's just something bizarre about this. It makes me scrunch a little inside.

people who dress in the same outfit as their children. also, children dressed the same (like Duchess of Fergieness' big-eyed kids when they were little)

@katieupsidedown: I didn't use tampons until I was in my mid-20s, and a friend blurted "What, are you like 12?". I still have to use the Tampax applicator ones though.

These are my favourite ads for the monthly sopper-uppers.

babies with pierced ears.

Why is she famous (apart from the bad plastic surgery and that STUPID show on the telly)?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... don't leeeeeeeave me!

@voteforme: thank you for introducing me to this AWESOME band!!