Super angsty misunderstanding bruh. 

It’s pretty easy to see what went wrong with Aspyr and I saw it not happening a mile away. They’ve never made a game in their goddamn life, of course they couldn't do it. I don’t know if Saber can do it either. They’ve had a hand at smaller games and did cosmetic remasters for Halo and Halo 2. It could work if it's…

To this day I still don’t quite understand why people think buying the odd studio and the odd bit of exclusivity is the same thing as buying one of the worlds leading publishers that contains 10s of studios and one of the biggest media properties within it.

I mean, in all fairness, Microsoft has done a much better job at crushing XBox than Sony, historically.

Haha triggered Microsoft Fanbois are hilarious.

There isn’t really any similarity to porting a game to a different platform vs. remaking it entirely. Just because they brought the original games to new platforms doesn’t mean they were capable of making a modern game based off it.

“Sure I’m worth billions but I’m not getting a paycheck, so when you suffer, know that I’m right there with you, eating off-brand caviar, drinking Johnny Walker Green instead of Blue, and suffering other privations.”

What? Epic has to pay developers and publishers for the giveaways.

Are we really supposed to just buy the idea that this company that has more money than God and owns several of the biggest things in gaming isn’t just laying people off because investors want more money/the lines to go up? If they were spending more money than they were bringing in, and have been this entire time, then…

You noticed that too, huh?

Old habits are hard to break at Redmond it seems.

That shot of hyperspace before panning into the cockpit? Yes its called an Establishing Shot to tell the audience where a scene is taking place, something I wish Netflix One Piece had a lot more of...

The Three Fates is a little bit on the nose, but they hooked me with “Claudia Black plays a witch” which I will always be down for.

The newest trend by public figures is to ride a unicycle around while singing Rush’s seminal prog-rock hit “Tom Sawyer”.

No we wouldn’t. The fuck?!

Good god, Unity’s fucking up but ffs death threats are not the answer.  Just stop using their engine.

I have installed knights of the old Republic at least 50 times in 3 different computers. About 20 of them was me trying to get the wide-screen mod to work. Id be costing someone a cool 10 dollars with this "logic", WHICH IS MORE THAN I BOUGHT THE GAME FOR

I’m pretty sure plenty of people are talking about Starfield already without a magic puddle needed to be included.

My takeaways from the the episode:

Since Baldurs Gate 3 launched, I’ve re-installed it 8 times already due to hardware related problems (not the game’s fault, my PC itself is the issue). If it was a Unity game, I’d hate to imagine that Larian got charged at least 8 times just from me installing the game over and over while I troubleshoot my hardware.