Hey, ummm... Be careful.

But how are we going to hit our 50 guide quota without BG3 DLC?

This is a bummer but what would be cool is if Kotaku could be done with Jim Spanfeller, a man who is both an herb and hilariously bad at his job.

reminder that this website sucks:

This doesn’t look like a how-to guide for BG3, does Spanfeller know about this?

Probably already enough content for several weeks worth of guides, if divided properly.

reminder that this website sucks:

Where is Lara Croft? Is she safe?

But marketing Heroes and Villains worked so well for Disney!

I guess he was the White Power Ranger all along, huh.

Oh wow, I didn’t even know you had to play multi. Half the time I played PD2 I ran solo to practice stealth heists when my friends weren’t online. I never got into playing with random people because so many people wanted to play loud that they’d just fire their gun the second a map started or refuse to change their…

Yup. Not sure if the author didn’t play Overwatch when it originally launched but hero limits in quick play were not a thing. I have fond experiences of what called “Flight of the Bumblebees” - 6 D.Vas flying out of Anubis’ offensive starter area.

Relegating it to a side mode meant people were more likely to do wacky stuff just because it was the only mode to do it. When people are allowed to do it in the main modes it happens organically and is surprising and fun.

“why people loved Overwatch to begin with”

The day competitive overwatch became a thing it was the doom of the game.
All the worst qualities of the community started showing, they fucked up characters trying to chase unattainble balance, the quickplay queue sort of died because most players flocked to be silver scrubs, and then they kept enforcing the new unfun…

It’s like Trump still whining about Hillary and her emails.  These people just hold grudges forever.

Yes. Their orange idol starting stealing oxygen in earnest in 2015.

ah shit.  Is this the evil goateed Dr. Strange?

Well, they picked the right default Shepard for the box art.

I certainly missed the boat by not investing in NFTs. I just got the annual report for my total market index fund and boy am I upset. Nowhere in this entire document does it mention anything about how I can use this investment vehicle as a digital avatar in a virtual paradise. My father warned me. He said, “mutual…