Oddchild13
Oddchild13
Oddchild13

Spider man does what he wants!

For me, this would be an act of disobedience to my God.

This is not the porn you’re looking for.

I swear, have people always been this shitty or (as I believe) is it getting worse?

“My kids don’t eat green things”= “My kids won’t eat their vegetables and I’m too shitty of a parent to do anything about it.”

American person: “Speak English, this is America!”

THIS IS AMERICA! DO IT LIKE IN AMUUUURRRICA *orders middle eastern food.*

It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

Let me make this as clear and easy to understand as I can without using Sesame Street characters: nobody really has a problem with customers who come in “within the time limits” to order. What we have a problem with are customers who ABUSE that “time limit” technicality to make life more difficult for other people.

you know damn well when you close

Mr. Trump, what an honor!

Huh, it’s almost like people want a minimum wage that actually allows them to purchase food and housing without relying on welfare?

It’s usually management/ownership that pushes workers to start cleaning early so that workers can get out earlier. Closers are often toeing the line towards having to be paid overtime, and owners don’t like to pay overtime.

I call Pinkham’s Law!

you better shut up and serve

You clearly have no idea how shifts work at cheapass restaurants. Here is how my job works: