I love that Adultosaur can translate for us. She speaks tween

i bet she didnt even say no- she probably was being ushered off somewhere.

It is amazing how many people miss that 500 days of Summer is a critique of treating women like Manic Pixie Dream Girls. Tom loves her as an idea, not as a person, and that's why it all falls apart.

SAFAREE MUST BE ELIMINATED. ADDITIONALLY: I REFUSE TO REFER TO HIM AS "SCAF" IN THIS LIFETIME.

I was bored and took one of those stupid Buzzfeed quizzes, " Which Vanderpump Rules cast member are you?" and got Jax. The fact that he may or may not have fucked a dude is the only thing about him that doesn't make this result grossly offensive.

You know, some days I really have to scramble to make dum-dum celebrity stuff seem even remotely interesting and other days, the stories really do the work for me. Today was the latter.

I think Robin Wright is stunning. I have never been particularly attracted to Kevin Spacey, but something about Frank Underwood does it for me. No judgments please.

She gets the newsletter and employee PR/Press Responses kit. She knows her role, don't hate!

The Underwoods are so deliciously evil, I can't stand it. I would have paid my entire life savings ($26.38 in case anyone is curious) to trade places with that Secret Service agent last season.

You can really kick it to the next level by playing REM's Everybody Hurts over it.

Gotta be southern. Southern Shade is fucking brutal.

I don't know much about Victoria or the Spice Girls. I have always gotten the impression that Victoria is fucking with people.

Angela Basset is so damn cool she is ice. I aspire to her level of nonchalant chic and confidence.

i'm actually into kitt's suit. i like the details on the shirt underneath. i like the pinstripes. at first i thought the hem was too long, but no, she just has matching shoes and the hem is perfect. BUT you are correct, it looks like she is doing a Women in Business luncheon* and not a premier of anything.

Sweet? You can keep that, thanks.

Yes, and I also read that she had to tone it done a little bit for that scene to make it look less professional. It still looks like she could do this for a living, doesn't it? She's the only reason I watch Mom, although that's usually not my kind of show and also Masters of Sex could need some more Allison Janney!

Yep. They put it in the show because she apparently rocks it on the regular.

I was REALLY late to the West Wing party (in my defense I was a teenage boy during its heyday, so Jackass was as high concept as I got) but even though its dated its still great.

BYE PHYLICIA.