i love james deen

Actually I think Kyle Bradway is better suited for the role.

Bankrupt? Seriously?

Can we please find Danielle Staub and get her reaction to Teresa going to prison. I think it would be something like this.

His eyes though.... Still would get pounded by him like the fist of an angry god.

Why? Have you ever been seriously depressed? You'd be amazed at how us depressed people put on a show. We're also the funniest people you'll meet. I think you're confusing a bad mood with actual clinical depression.

and Rupert Friend! AND RUPERT FRIEND!

As the guy who tried to cut you off perfectly shows, nobody worries more about the asses of gay men than homophobes do.

YEEESSS

He's in hiding with LaTavia, LeToya, and Farrah. They have a bunker in the mountains, where they are stockpiling food, weapons, and harmonized vocals.

"Soon," whispers LaTavia, menacingly stroking a CD single of "Survivor" with one magenta fingernail.

"Our time is coming," LeToya agrees. She polishes the stock on her…

You can barely see 70% of Beyoncé in that picture. I wonder if anyone has heard from the photographer since the day that photo was taken.

Any word on if Tina is going to unlock the vault and sell some sweet Destiny Child outfits? I have three friends (two I'm not overly fond of, TBH) that I'd love to wear these with for a night on the town ('cuz the club is jumpin' jumpin'.)

There's going to be a lil' Casey Wilson?

Funny how Jezebel isn't reporting Azalia (or however you spell her name) Banks who has some anti-semitic comments against Jews on Twitter.

These are men who consider themselves against sexual assault, and are shocked to find themselves accused of it.

I mean ... Seriously. A side eye that swings into a full-on roll.

Side eye. I give it to you.

Dear Serial fans,

So... a generic crime reporter is upset that an extremely popular podcast isn't more like generic crime reporting? Tastes salty.