Sweat, Kara’s drool?

I liked the first season of AHS, but my wife got too creeped out by the 2nd so I really didn’t keep up. She liked Glee, but kinda lost interest mid 2nd season.

I sense this is going to have a similar creative arc that “Glee” had. Everyone loved S1, sputtered from #2 onward, and it was mercifully put down by the last season.

Also, let’s be clear.

Cracked.com’s “After Hours” did it better:

Why haven’t they cast Janelle Monae as the lead yet??

Damn it

When is she coming back to Days is literally the only question worth asking.

I'll take 'Last thing the White Witch saw for 1000 Alex"

I need Venmo to have commercials so that this song can be used in them.

For reals, I mean, I'm pretty "Dude-ish" but every time "crazy in love" comes on I'm like:

adultosaur is presently putting together her anti-Spotify manifesto. 75,000 words, no capital letters.

Detention reference?

Oh yeah, that's a hot mess.

They look like two freshman on their way home from marching band practice. By the way, which one's Binx?

I can't speak for anyone else, but he's the main reason why I loathe the character.

Jason Biggs is a huge part of why I hate Larry, but the writers aren't doing him any favors either (maybe they're making his character particularly hatable because he's Jason Biggs and they just can't resist?). From what I gathered reading OITNB and various interviews, real life Larry is a good guy. I feel bad for him…

If you took out Welcome to New York, Bad Blood, and How You Get The Girl, this would've been a much more cohesive album.

Yeah, I'll just get in ahead of all this and note that Precious simply isn't especially a good movie, but Monique is pretty good in it.