Sweat, Kara’s drool?

I liked the first season of AHS, but my wife got too creeped out by the 2nd so I really didn’t keep up. She liked Glee, but kinda lost interest mid 2nd season.

I sense this is going to have a similar creative arc that “Glee” had. Everyone loved S1, sputtered from #2 onward, and it was mercifully put down by the last season.

Also, let’s be clear.

Cracked.com’s “After Hours” did it better:

Why haven’t they cast Janelle Monae as the lead yet??

When is she coming back to Days is literally the only question worth asking.

I need Venmo to have commercials so that this song can be used in them.

For reals, I mean, I'm pretty "Dude-ish" but every time "crazy in love" comes on I'm like:

adultosaur is presently putting together her anti-Spotify manifesto. 75,000 words, no capital letters.

Oh yeah, that's a hot mess.

They look like two freshman on their way home from marching band practice. By the way, which one's Binx?

I can't speak for anyone else, but he's the main reason why I loathe the character.

Jason Biggs is a huge part of why I hate Larry, but the writers aren't doing him any favors either (maybe they're making his character particularly hatable because he's Jason Biggs and they just can't resist?). From what I gathered reading OITNB and various interviews, real life Larry is a good guy. I feel bad for him…

If you took out Welcome to New York, Bad Blood, and How You Get The Girl, this would've been a much more cohesive album.

Yeah, I'll just get in ahead of all this and note that Precious simply isn't especially a good movie, but Monique is pretty good in it.

I've never seen Buffy either. I'm ashamed.

Your boyfriend is a champ but that kind of talk is going to get him killed.

I'm not a member of the Beyhive, but man I am intrigued by Beyonce's relationship with Kim. Like I study pictures of the two of them, searching for any indication that Beyonce might actually like Kim. So far nothing. I was doing my makeup this morning while seriously wondering about whether or not Beyonce just…