So I just turned 32 last Thursday.

Wow. I bet he is furious we know his actual age.

Yeah every time a website pops up a video I feel like I've been betrayed and kinda outraged. "YOU FEEL YOU ARE ENTITLED TO THREE MINUTES AND FORTY-EIGHT SECONDS OF MY FINITE AND RAPIDLY DIMINISHING LIFETIME?!"

Chris Brown is (say it with me) :

Great for him! Now if Philip DeFranco could finally come out that would be awesome.

Dear Coldplay:

Anyone remember that Buffy episode where Jonathan did some sort of magic spell that made him super famous for no particular reason whatsoever? We're all clear that this is why Iggy is a thing, right? Evil, evil magic.

im not a hater but 1989 is shite compared to her previous records smh. all the details that make her lyrics sooo good are not there on 1989.
there are like 5 good songs on it. Speak Now is the best

Taylor Swift wasn't snubbed by the establishment (LOL she's all they ever wanted in life). '1989' won't qualify until next year.

"Usher understood the nuances [that were so unsubtle that I literally had a cord hanging out of my womb] at first glance."

For some reason when people use GIFs of Britney, I have a hard time remembering that she is not actually reacting right in front of me to the same thing I am reading. I don't have this problem with other GIFs, but right now, I'm like, "YES, BRITNEY, THAT IS ALSO HOW I FEEL, WOULD YOU LIKE TO DISCUSS IT?"

Lena Marquise, the artist, had inserted a battery pack into herself and attached a power cord to it, allowing observers to charge their iPhones as a commentary on how we've become dependent on technology.

They always said you were the weird one who told those fantastical stories because me and Miss "You are so fucking wrong" and I are working hard on getting her to use her consonants and remembering her g's at the end of words and later we're meeting the cast of "Sherlock" for drinks.

Lupita would be my first choice, but she's been ignoring my clipped fan mail. Maybe Taylor will have better luck.

Ten years from now, I hope she's in college, studying hard and doing what she wants.

I like her. Naturally, some scold or other will make her out to be "ungracious" or "unprofessional". Missing the point that, in 10 years, she may not even be doing this anymore. I almost hope she doesn't. But if she does, I'm glad she's having fun being herself and not an acting-bot, giving perfect answers to…

I have seen that movie at least ten times and never get tired of it. I mean, the kid watches porn all night every night and NEVER APPARENTLY JERKS OFF. it is amaze.

I bow down to you. I also would nominate anything in the "Perfect" series, but especially "The Perfect Assistant". If the superb Heather Locklear-Linda Purl thriller "Body Language" had been made for Lifetime instead of USA, it would have been up there too.

The fact that it took you less than a minute to come up with an answer takes this comment to 11.