Ugh. The opening from Season 1 still gives me the heebie jeebies. The imagery of the Murder House basement with the ultra creepy soundtrack always made my ass twitch and clench (yes, that's a real reaction) whenever it came on. The openings have been decidedly less creepy as the season's have progressed. But now that…

Oh, Lily Rabe won my heart that season. She was the most deliciously evil character.

As someone who spent much of his 26 years on this earth suffering from an EXTREME case of coulrophobia, my love for the shit show that is AHS may make me watch it... Probably most of it through my fingers... *shiver*

Christ... Beiber's dirty upper lip has made comeback? And it looks like it's with a vengeance. -_-

What? *Clutches pearls* why, never in my life have I—

I'm not 100% sure of how that would work here in the US. I don't really know the dosage of Adderall that would be imperative to a persons functions. But either way, I've been rooting for her since the beginning so I'm hoping that this is all just a misunderstanding of some sort. I'm a softie for my childhood/teenage…

I'm legit confused by the Amanda Bynes story (mainly because I refuse to actually go to TMZ to read it). So her DUI wasn't really DUI, instead she had taken Adderall prior to driving? Which, I mean, is still DUI technically, but she wasn't being directly irresponsible, therefore negating all the shitty things people…

Don Hertzfeldt is a twisted genius. One of my favorite pieces by him is "Billy's Balloon," Makes me hysterically laugh every single time.

"J.Lo's Rear Ends Drunk Driver"?

Depending on the movie. Depending on the production time, it'll determine whether or not the movie is terrible. The Saved By The Bell movie, the Brittany Murphy movie and this one had a crazy turn around time so naturally they were (are) the worst.

Am I the only one put off by how quickly Lifetime produced this movie? It seemed like it was only last month that they recast the part and started shooting.

On a broad scale, Tyler Perry shows aren't that successful (they should really stop letting him produce stuff).

I'm fully on the Chris Pratt train and not just because of GotG.

Video... ho?

I guess. But then I always remember something Gabby Sidibe said about meeting Mike Tyson and how she felt about his face tattoos. Something to the effect of "Face tattoos say I've gone as far as I want to in society and in fact would like to take a few steps back."

She may do it all, but the real question is: is she GOOD at any of it (Serial rapper fucking notwithstanding)? Because I get the distinct feeling she's trying to give Kim Kardashian a run for her "no viable talent/famous for scandalous reasons" money.

Totes has nothing to do with Drake's limbs, but if you guys haven't seen @StuffDrakeDoes on Twitter, you need right meow. My favorite:

In all honesty the Wiz/Amber relationship never connected for me. I'm not Kanye's biggest fan, but I always felt like Wiz was a downgrade for her (it's those goddamned face tats *cringe*). But Amber always annoyed me as well for one reason or another. What does she do again? Actress? Model? Singer? Social Networker?…

Right? Her casts make it seem like she's a dream to work with, but she will bring the hammer down when necessary. I love that about her, tbh.

Shonda Rhimes does not fuck around when it comes to the cast shedding bad light on her creations. She got rid of Isaiah Washington and Katherine Heigl with the swiftness when they screwed up/talked shit on Grey's if I remember correctly.