I would've put money on the fact that this was some sort of viral tie-in for the new season of AHS.

Accurate

As funny as this story is not, I still appreciated your humorous use of the twisted fire starter. =)

There's not a day that goes by where I don't miss Carnivale. Especially with all this AHS:Freakshow hype going around.

Jessica and Angela's photos are EVERYTHING.

I don't wanna believe that Ariana is a terror... but the few eps of Big Brother 16 I've managed to catch, I see how obnoxious her brother acts and I totally believe the stories that have been coming out.

For some reason this article reminded me of the episode of 30 Rock (you know the one)

I'm aware, but for whatever reason my mind immediately jumps to THE Martin Lawrence at first.

I legit freak the fuck out every time someone mentions Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Martin and Martin Lawrence. I think "Well at least Jennifer Lawrence is an equal opportunity dater" and then the thought of her and Martin Lawrence dating makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

Oh, Blossom... take several seats

I've noticed whenever Halle rocks long hair it always looks like someone put a dollar store wig on her head. I don't know if it's just the pics that make it look like that or if it's purpose. I need her to keep it short. Forever and ever, amen.

New York's hottest club is...

Drown In It?

Personally, based on his psychotic reasoning behind the title of the album, I had already pegged it to be terrible about a year ago:

Oh, that shade of it all. OOP!

Clearly these three woman fumbled up a golden opportunity. They should've taken pointers from Brittany Snow.

I don't really ever agree with Rihanna on... well... anything. And with that being said she's pretty dead on in her bold middle finger to the NFL.

So I can't believe I'm asking this as it would imply that I know more about T-Swift's life that I should, but didn't she have a friend that she wrote a song about a few years ago (Fifteen was the song, I believe). I thought that was her best friend. Did that friendship fizzle?

"Just because you wiggle your finger, it doesn't mean Dick's gonna come..."