I would've put money on the fact that this was some sort of viral tie-in for the new season of AHS.

Accurate

As funny as this story is not, I still appreciated your humorous use of the twisted fire starter. =)

did anyone else imagine what a kangaroach looked like and proceed to freak the fuck out?

There's not a day that goes by where I don't miss Carnivale. Especially with all this AHS:Freakshow hype going around.

Jessica and Angela's photos are EVERYTHING.

I don't wanna believe that Ariana is a terror... but the few eps of Big Brother 16 I've managed to catch, I see how obnoxious her brother acts and I totally believe the stories that have been coming out.

For some reason this article reminded me of the episode of 30 Rock (you know the one)

I'm aware, but for whatever reason my mind immediately jumps to THE Martin Lawrence at first.

I legit freak the fuck out every time someone mentions Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Martin and Martin Lawrence. I think "Well at least Jennifer Lawrence is an equal opportunity dater" and then the thought of her and Martin Lawrence dating makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

I actually had to Google translate it to make sure I wasn't crazy about what it actually said, but once I got that confirmation I instantly thought that it was brilliant. Their marketing team deserves all the praise for how they've presenting the upcoming season. I haven't really been fond of AHS promos since the…

Oh, Blossom... take several seats

I've noticed whenever Halle rocks long hair it always looks like someone put a dollar store wig on her head. I don't know if it's just the pics that make it look like that or if it's purpose. I need her to keep it short. Forever and ever, amen.

New York's hottest club is...

Drown In It?

Personally, based on his psychotic reasoning behind the title of the album, I had already pegged it to be terrible about a year ago:

Oh, that shade of it all. OOP!

Clearly these three woman fumbled up a golden opportunity. They should've taken pointers from Brittany Snow.