Episode 9: The Battle of the Bastards - Two characters meet on the field of battle. Neither had married parents.

I would love to see the brunch conversation where Charlotte tries to discuss what her new beau Ramsay asked her to do <whispers>in bed.

My god, I would have loved it if the synopsis for that last episode had simply and elegantly been: “man sticks finger up butt of another man”.

She’s complaining that information she admits is entirely useless is being hidden from her. You don’t see why that’s dumb? Because that’s fucking dumb.

considering you’re angry enough to give them the free press of an update, I think they did a pretty good job of accomplishing their goal. To be honest, they really don’t have to say anything about the episode. We’d all watch if it the synopsis were “man sticks finger up butt of another man,” which in fairness,…

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

I think it has something to do with the heart trees. Bran wargs into the past by touching the tree. I’m guessing the trees understand time differently to humans and therefore the difference between a memory and an experience to a tree is minimal. (Unlike poor Wylis who’s brain couldn’t cope with being in two times at…

It’s actually not Bran’s fault: That’s the thing. He just happened to be there.

What I got from the scene was in that exact moment young Hodor was experiencing everything from that moment and time... and old Hodor knew it. That’s why Hodor was freaking out well before things started happening. He knew it was how he…

He’s as cunning as a rabid dog. Ergo, not much.

Roose Bolton was right. Ramsay should have played nice with Sansa, and then she wouldn’t have run away and left him with no tie to the North. With increased power, Ramsay proves himself merciless, pitiless, and exceptionally cruel. That’s not going to stand in the North, where loyalty and honor are currency. He…

First, ravens WERE sent about Roose dying (Ramsey ordered it) and it doesn’t take more than 1 merchant or traveler to note that the Lady and her baby also died. I am not saying anyone knows HOW they died, but they died and Sansa does know how Ramsey’s mind works so she is very capable of filling in the blanks.

I think she knew because it was inevitable. Of course he killed his father-it’s what Ramsey does. And the baby,and the wife,and everyone else. He likes his dogs tho.

Good points all in all. I’m not terribly happy with Osha’s demise... or the whole delivery of Rickon and Osha to Ramsay. One thing to note about Tyrion bit in this episode. Did you notice how when the courtesan’s come in to the Masters? The camera stayed on the first one pretty closely... It looked like the same woman…

That’s what I thought as well. And she knew about Walda’s pregnancy and Ramsay’s concerns about his own legitimacy. So him signing off as Lord of Winterfell is the only clue she needs.

Theon never thought he killed Bran and Rickon. He knew very well that he killed some other boys, since he had been fucking their mother in the past.

Probably bribing already dissatisfied citizens to engage in open, bloody revolt. They also probably pay agents to rile up the more receptive segments of the Merenese populace, hell, they might just be hiring mercenaries and sneaking them into Meren. That would certainly explain why the Sons of the Harpy fight with…

I assume she inferred it since he was calling himself “Lord Bolton”, which could only happen if his father was dead. Which is an assumption, since his father could have died in a lot of ways, but probably a safe bet given we’re talking about the Snidely Whiplash of GoT.

I don’t imagine she took the time to pull the guards pants back up. If you find a dead guard with his pants around his ankles and a female prisoner missing, it’s not that big a leap to figure out how she distracted the guard

I’m sure you’ll be saying this when Bran serves as a key piece of wrapping this thing up. Don’t sleep on his storyline, it’s going to get interesting real quick.