Gruden better bulk up. I think Griffin weighs about 220 lbs.

Yeah. What's remarkable is that, even if you take Darren Wilson's own lengthy, messy, inconsistent, at-points-totally-implausible grand jury testimony at absolute face value and think he's 100% telling the truth — like, even if you read Wilson's story and believe that Mike Brown would reach for his waistband multiple…

Dive bars, if you are a regular, are outstanding day or night. You know the bartenders well enough to have them comp you free drinks at least twice a visit - and this is balanced by the generous tips you give (I tip on the majority of drinks I buy), you know which bathroom to avoid (and aren't above dropping a deuce…

I'm only seen 7 or 8 of their games, but saying he's looked great on defense just does not compute.

Way too excited about his friend nearly being decapitated by Kevin Durant.

I mean, look, I don't believe Harden is the worst defender in the league, or anything. But the notion that he's good at D just seems like people wanting to be contrarians who just understand the game on a whole different level than us plebes. Years after the statheads have won, too many people are still more…

So now they're beating memes to death too?

"I wasn't doing ANYTHING and the guy just started punching me!"

don't forget "fracas!"

Police who arrived on the scene described it as a "riot"

See? A man professing his love for another man IS a distraction. QED.

Honestly surprised about this mascot. With the games being in Brazil, I'd expect a hairless cat.

Next time, Kyrie will know. When Lebron wants you to get tickets for Mockingjay, you don't go stand in the back of the line like a fucking dummy.

Be fair, here. Dion just wanted the reporter to leaf him alone.

"Phaneuf already!! Haha. Get it? Phaneuf? Ah, never gets old.... But seriously, shut the fuck up you dickhead."

It's been a good move so far. They have a 100% win percentage when not saluting the fans after a win.

Yes, the Houston Rockets have a future to look forward to and get excited about. Laker fans will brag about championships past because the current is so so so bad, and beat their chests over minor accomplishments. We agree.

yeah, you're not convincing yourself, you're drowning out your own negative-selftalk by consciously taking up space in your brain with something positive. it's called CBT and it's been used by millions of people to improve their internal monologue or other un/subconscious self-destructive habits and anxiety

AI was really good though. Inefficient and ball dominant at his worst, but overall still a very good basketball player. And what's irrational about liking a guy who heroically shot the Sixers to a game 1 NBA finals victory against Goliath in 2001? And why should basketball fandom be a measure of rationality anyways?

It makes more sense once you recognize that it's a pit viper, and that Wright is known in the dart world for his precision at throwing darts with his opposable-thumbed hands, just like a pit viper.