“Oh my God...
I’ve gotta gotta gotta gotta move on...
Where do you move when what you’re moving from...
Is yourself?”

+1 for surfacing this and +1 for Jesus, who wants to go to Venus.

There’s a simple solution to this dilemma: Write.

Yeah, except even if you’re talking about this year, that’s still basic. Most things aren’t binary. This one isn’t either. There are three categories: Bitching about the field, not bitching about the field, and being accused of bitching about the field when you’re pointing out that the field impacts both teams. Pete…

Panthers fans can’t even remember their record correctly, so what can you do? I can’t help but wonder, though: Which of their two losses are they forgetting?

That’s almost certainly a technical foul.

I’m a Lions fan, actually. Whether or not I like your team is immaterial. I find most Cowboys fans insufferable for the exact reasons you mentioned but they’re less insufferable than you guys. And none of the rest of that crap you typed changes the fact that plenty of your fans bitch about the turf at FedEx all the…

“the shitty turf at fedex field destroyed RG3's knee too. we didn’t cry about it then.”

I live in Silver Spring and spend somewhere between 2 and 8 hours a day listening to ESPN 980, depending only on my work schedule for the day. Yes the hell y’all did cry about the turf at FedEx Field... You blamed the turf,…

I think they changed on the third series not the third quarter. Otherwise, spot on. There’s a weird cultural thing in sports where lots of people reflexively root against a team once they build something successful, particularly when they have “athletic arrogance” as Brian Mitchell often puts it. I’m a Detroit Lions…

What were the plot holes?

There’s a little bit of a difference between not holding back a team capable of going on a 33 game winning streak and not holding back a team capable of losing a top-3 protected pick. The Lakers, sans Kobe, aren’t exactly the 8 seed in waiting...

I’m the someone who is back to remind you to come back here. So go ahead. Ask John Cooley what he thinks about The Force Awakens. And while I’m here, how ruined was it for you?

I would go back in time and kill a baby Jar Jar so Jar Jar MUST be Hitler.

That seems like a really odd thing to be angered about. Frustrated? Sure. Didn’t like? Totally. Angered, though?

I think we’ve reached a point where there’s so much content to digest that we have a tendency to walk into movies with more baggage than the movie itself should allow. (And how could we not with…

Which thing is the chicken and which thing is the egg?

The feathers are the best part. Anybody can go to the pet store and buy an iguana or a komodo dragon. Getting those bastards to sit still long enough to glue feathers on them is a real pain. So imagine if they CAME with feathers...!!!...!!!

Recognizing that Johnny Manziel is almost certainly an alcoholic (meaning “the list of places he can reasonably drink” is “none”):

Why should the Browns comment on this at all? By all appearances, he’s in a private home. I get why they might feel some particularly way about him drinking at all (see above), and I get…

Dean Smith did almost the exact same thing when UNC wouldn’t commit to long-time assistant Bill Guthridge. If two Final Fours in three years is considered a success, it was a success.

Hang on, now... Pump your breaks...

That’s an impressive assortment of contradictions for such a short response.