ScoJo! Why do I think that matt would ask for a hit on 21 to avoid BlackJack? (Quique)

Right. Except for the part about people rioting, because that hasn’t happened.

The video was released yesterday. The murder took place over a year ago. People didn’t riot then. They didn’t riot yesterday. Today, a day later, you’re “predicting” that people are going to riot (they haven’t), and shrugging it off with a “whatever” after shrugging off an obvious attempt to avoid public oversight of…

He routinely picks fights with guards and small forwards. He would’ve been knifed to death by gold cloaks.

GTF Over Yourselves 101: No, everybody doesn’t like your team. No, everybody doesn’t hate your team. No, it’s not you against the world. No, when your team plays _______, everybody isn’t cheering for the meteor. No, the universe didn’t go from indifferent to you when you sucked to stridently against you when you…

In what universe did he hit an NBA three-pointer? He hit a layup, a free throw, and Byron Scott’s beloved long two-pointer.

My money is on you being newer here than Fiddy...

You meant “wasn’t out & about” right? Sean Taylor was at home.

It will be taken care of? I’m sure everybody is petrified about the possible ramifications of Blake Griffin actually backing up the talking he does... for the first time... ever. He’s KG 2.0. Look like Tarzan. Talk like Tarzan. Play like Tarzan. Only actually intimidating to guards and coaches.

Svedka.

I don’t need a list. I only need Svedka. (That said, I appreciate the quality and depth of your research!)

Solid math check! They’re on pace to do... 60 stories about this cat! Bazinga is tacking Deadspin by storm!

I’m going to break character now and share this:
http://deadspin.com/the-best-and-d…
Yes, I recognize that it’s dumb. No, I never intended to further this stupidity. Yes, I enjoyed it. No, I don’t think that makes me a very good person.

That’s a complicated question and I’m sure a head coach would have a lot to say about it. When you go out with a strong gameplan and you don’t execute, it’s easy to say that you beat yourself. When your team is ready to play but you don’t put them in position to win, the coaching staff would probably take…

Websites can say whatever they want, but the truth is more straightforward: If a team plays eight games and loses one, that makes their record 7-1. Still perfectly respectable.

#KeepPoundin’

Carolina beat Green Bay by much more than 8-0, and now Carolina’s record stands at 7-1. I’m not sure what’s so confusing about this. It was an impressive victory and it’s good that they secured their seventh so early in the season.

C’mon. You’re not even trying now. You’re Jeb!

That’s a comically wrong semantic argument for one obvious reason:

The thing that goes in a hot dog bun is called a hot dog. The hot dog plus the hot dog bun is... also called a hot dog. If a hot dog plus a hot dog bun is a sandwich and a hot dog plus a hot dog bun is a hot dog, then a hot dog is a sandwich.

Thank you. Based upon the information you’ve provided, I issue a partial agreement with your original assertion. At this moment, your friends would almost certainly react to tales of these antics with “Cool story, bro...” as you suggested, not because it is gossip for gossip’s sake, but because they probably already…

The point alluded you, but I’ll play.

Your dad can’t find his glasses. He’s angry that he can’t find his glasses. Perhaps he’s acting out a little. Do you tell him they’re on his head? Why or why not? And how does he react when he finds out they’re on his head? Does he laugh it off? Does he apologize for being a bit…

That’s where you have it wrong. Prince is Prince. You and I can’t have a giraffe at our house at 2 am. If we have assistants, you’ve nailed their job description. If Prince has assistants, their job is to get him a goddamn giraffe, and I mean at 1:59 and not 2:01. I’m not Prince. You’re not Prince. Prince is Prince,…