You guys just love trotting out Red Mesa like they're the only fucking Native Americans in the country... Does everyone on the pro-name change side of this need to begin their part of every discussion with "While I'm aware that The Navajos of Red Mesa feel differently, I feel..."

"It's like if the United States's main culinary export was fucking Lunchables."

I've already reached my quota of "If I could hug a stranger..." for 2014, but don't think I won't switch from a calendar to a fiscal year. I'll do it, Will Gordon.

Your hypothetical only works if I can also magically know how much Huddy can give me. Or if I can know how many innings of baseball I need out of my staff at all. Hell, if I knew MB could give me 4 innings on 2 days rest, I'd have him warm up after the start of the game and then I'd have two starters ready... But…

I don't think it's fair to judge process exclusively based upon outcomes. Jake got rocked last night, but based upon how KC was hitting, the looked like they could get to Koufax and Gibson in those first couple innings. The broader outline of my point didn't have anything to do with Hudson's desire or what he…

Was there some mechanism by which Filboid88's use of the Internet to access Deadspin made it impossible to access Stark's column? Hell, you could've linked it if you thought it was so great. But complaining about the absence of one topic in an article about a different topic is pretty ridiculous.

All that sounds good if you're operating under the assumptions that a) you want Bumgarner in a high leverage situation, b) you want him there, on short rest, more than a fresh Tim Hudson, and c) the first __ innings are the highest leverage situations in which he would likely pitch. That's a lot of assumptions. …

And you're just a douche? That's versatility, I suppose.

Can we get a "How Good Can Colt McCoy Be?" piece so that all the "anybody but Robert" people can get their rocks off again? There's not much time left...

Look at the way he treats me! Look at the way you treat me!

Ummm... I don't live in L.A. or within 2,000 miles of L.A. But thanks. That's a skewed assumption based on nothing. Kinda like the one you seemingly made where everyone agrees that L.A. is overrated (so overrated that it's FULL of people who seemingly don't want to leave!) and that "norcal>socal." Is there a door…

Gotta love the "I don't like L.A. so no one does" line of reasoning. It comes up so often one would think the place was a ghost town. Tumbleweeds on the freeway... Boarded up buildings... Empty streets.

This. A billion and a half times.

Because some men need to be killed... but no horse ever needed to be stolen.

You know why they used to jail murderers but kill horse thieves, right?

"Out in the streets, they call it 'MURRRRRDERRRR...'"

Many, many folks have already pointed out, with varying degrees of technical explanations, the flaws in your logic. I'm piling on to add my echo of agreement to the general sentiment that you don't know what you're talking about.

What?!

I don't know a ton about Korea, but every exposure I've had to how they roll with bacon makes me want to know more...

You're rubber and I'm glue. Got it.

Any other pithy insights that demonstrate that you have no idea whatsoever what racism is? Or should I be content with the incredibly compelling evidence on hand?

I like watching football. I think the commissioner is an incompetent asshole. And I think the relationship between the owners and the players is hopelessly out of balance. I also think a significant number of the players are unconscionable assholes. But when I turn on my TV on Sunday, I'm not watching Goodell and…