I don't mean to diss your Mom, but that there's some logic: She didn't vote for Clinton because she thought he was scummy... Then didn't vote for his two-term running mate because she thought he was boring! I'm not saying boring and scummy are antonyms but they're close enough in the case of Clinton and Gore, at…

It would not be pretty close. When was the last time Maryland wasn't reliably blue? If Virginia is swing-y enough to be reliably purple because of NoVa and a few other areas, adding all of suburban DC (you got Monty Co. but missed PG and Howard) would be more than enough to counterbalance the relatively less…

Definitely more like Jeb Bush than the whole thing looks like a pillar and some stones...

"Out in the streets, they call Kansouri 'MURDER'!"

I don't know why your religious beliefs have an impact on overpopulation either, but if the first choice you made after you grew up was to leave the Catholic church, I'm not entirely sure why the guidance of the very celibate head of that church has any impact on you. Time becomes a loop.

Are you Catholic?

Are you Catholic?

Reading comprehension and bad editing failed you here.

This. All of this. Why does anyone who isn't Catholic give two half shits what the Pope says?

I've been as impressed with some of his stances as anyone else, but people seem to forget that Pope Francis is the Pope sometimes. He's not your chill progressive religious friend Frank. He's the team captain of the Catholics. Just because he's taking some reasonable positions doesn't mean he's gonna walk up to a…

We have to do better by doing better. That's as much a factor of what we produce as it is a factor of what we consume.

You say you don't like them and I believe you believe that's true. But you don't know them. And any space they're taking up in your brain is real estate you're selling for below-market value. It has very little to do with them. What you typed is about you. If I knew you and we were friends, I'd recommend…

The groom was his friend.

No, really. I'm sure you must've really struggled to root for that team. You don't like guys playing out of control and popping off at the mouth and you hate flopping. And then Ray Allen left you guys with KG and Pierce. How did you stand it?

Agreed... If they'd been doing Manny Pacquiao's mom's voodoo curse maneuvers, it might be a different story. (And yes, it took me three cracks to get his last name right. And no, I'm not sure I got it right.)

That game would've been more entertaining if he'd had a chance to play by the same rules as everybody else last night.

Yeah it is, ScoJo!

(It's Quique!)

The Big Three era must've been tough for you...

Unwatchable?!?! Your cable was broadcasting some completely different shit than mine was. Miami, sans LeBron was actually strangely compelling and competitive. Their guards were cycling under the basket like hockey players. Rashard Lewis was bombing treys. Chris Bosh was firing up jumpers like he was back in…

I guess what it says about you was my point: It says you're... kind of an asshole. But that's just my opinion.