That was some cirque du soleil-level contortion of what I wrote. And since it was completely ignorant of my actual experience of or participation in the political process, I'll respond to it as soon as you can explain to me how elected officials making decisions about how to appropriate tax dollars represents…

Whether or not it's profoundly awful, you can't suggest that the people are being taxed without any representation while acknowledging that the taxes are being imposed by... their duly elected representatives. And the idea that elected officials who take courses of action that their constituents don't agree with mean…

Since he's open about the fact that he also had his issues with cocaine, this might be something he'd be open to... Out of solidarity.

Agnostic on the overall issue. Objects to "Warriors" because it sounds generic. Isn't totally convinced that "Redskins," which is a racial slur, wasn't really just a term of respect. He's gonna need more than your support and a shield.

So it's not just feminism and brattiness; you have interesting notions about semantics too... Fascinating.

So, by this logic, going to a meeting and having a conversation will make exceptionally fast men slower, exceptionally agile men clumsy, and exceptionally strong men weaker. And the only people capable of playing football at an elite level are mentally unhinged and irrational people who are trying to kill each…

If that was Michael Jordan, J.J. Redick would've retired on the court! LeBron isn't a true champion because he left Cleveland to go to Miami and play basketball with teammates! LeBron chokes during 13% of games where he doesn't play well... He's not clutch! Larry Bird said he would never let a team he was playing…

One person's "oozed glamour" is another person's "channeled Adele" I suppose...

I guess it's Arturo327's fault that there was a scripted "blackface" joke during the proceedings too, right?

That depends... Do "they" all look alike to you?

Really? I'd argue this is an improvement!

If I were in your shoes, I would probably ask young [redacted] if he actually believes that including one's friends in a live performance on a cable television awards show constitutes "accessorizing" or if he just thought that would play well with his prof.

I didn't say anything about Satan. Let's stick with what you actually wrote:

She isn't being some feminist icon and calling out other women, she is being 17 and a brat because no PR person has told her to can it yet.

She's a 17 year old with opinions about feminism and pop stars. She expressed those opinions. She…

And all of that is a really stupid perspective for her fans to take. Beyonce is probably capable of deciding for herself where Beyonce goes and what Beyonce does. And anyone who can't find anything better to sign on Change.org probably shouldn't be elected social chair anyway.

So, wait... She's a brat because she has an opinion about Selena Gomez that a PR person hasn't talked her out of expressing? That's where the bar is now?

I'm confused. You think Incognito's behavior toward his teammate is justified because 1/2 their job is getting in their opponents' heads? Also, help me understand the "Penn State victims" reference if you weren't suggesting that victims of rape and molestation should just remain silent forever.

So... by this logic, anyone who has ever had any negative interaction with Incognito doesn't have a right to speak to their direct experience with him. Because it's inconvenient for Incognito. And you. Got it.

True fucking STORY! I have phantom pain that just sorta migrates around my right ankle and foot. I went to an orthopedist and his response was that I "might have chronic pain"... Yes, the periodic agony is evidence of that. What's causing it?

I want to make the sex with her.

With those stems, you'd think she's let the song breathe a little bit...