Octopus-Crime
Octopus-Crime
Octopus-Crime

Just popping in here to remind everyone that went when his business was on a bit of a downswing, Satoru Iwata took a massive cut to his own salary so they could afford to keep all their staff employed.

“We have found no evidence of wrongdoing” claim the three business people whose business would be damaged by any evidence of wrongdoing.

After several hundred hours of Stardew Valley and enjoying the genuine passion that went into that game’s creation, it’s been hard to see the Story of Seasons and US Harvest Moon as anything but an easy yearly paycheck for the companies that own them.

Boss Battle Pro Tip:

I love the Bravely games so, so much and this one is no exception.

Not sure what point you’re trying to make? They’re completely different art styles, what does the time of release have to do with it?

I mean, the Gen 4 remakes don’t really look OBJECTIVELY worse. It’s just a different style and largely up to personal preference.

You’re absolutely right that there’s nothing wrong with enjoying sexual things but there’s kind a fine line being walked when you’re talking about the objectification of people and comparing a tool/device with which to pleasure yourself and a literal object designed to look like a (anime) woman that you’re obtaining

...and your point?

Well, the battles are interesting (exciting, even!), the plot seems to move consistently in one direction and the primary characters of the cast actually participate in- and feel relevant to- the story.

As I’ve said for years, if you can get past the weird control scheme and a couple side-quests that kind of drag, Skyward Sword has, hands-down, the absolute BEST dungeons in the entire series.

I didn’t care about this at all until they showed Speed Golf. That looks like an absolute blast.

I didnt see it noted in your review, but as a Persona diehard I feel like it’s worth pointing out for the sake of other players:

Okay, cool. Danny Devito as Salvador and Ryan Reynolds as Handsome Jack next please.

I mean, he did voice the main character in all three Kung-Fu panda films which are pretty widely considered to be exceptionally good CG films. I think he can do plenty of work with just his voice.

You prolly think that you are better now, better now

Now I know it was always the stereotype back then to joke that the people who worked in video games were all all basement-dwelling, socially-inept nerds but I am quite confident that whoever animated this hadn’t seen a fellow human’s movements in quite some time.

The thing I hate most about gacha games is that they always give you a free gacha roll to hook you at the start of the game but then they don’t balance any of the game around the 5-star god units you probably pulled from it.

Man, I will never again be able to see a headline like this without immediately thinking of that meme about star wars fans getting excited that “Glup Shitto” is back

Man, CarbohydroM, there’s a name that takes me back to my OCRemix days in the late 00s.