Hanna would like a word with everyone.

Since Sir Isaac was an avid experimentalist and alchemist, he'd probably try to turn the cats into wyverns, or something.

If you can't be bothered to even read my seven volume detailed encyclopedia describing the history of Grabasstia, then you don't deserve to understand why the Emperor's final words at the Battle of Blighted Heath, "k'lam far neep dol DROGGA!" was so awe-inspiring to the Half People of the Land of Schlorm. I mean,…

Lena Dunham, no one cares what you think about Beyoncé. Shut it.

yes, Ian, I will allow you into my country.

God, I really have become a crazy cat lady. Because I now hate Skrillex just a little less, just on the basis of that picture.

That's no moon...

Please do not "re-imagine" or otherwise molest this icon of my childhood.

True fact: I once rented The Last Emperor as a date movie. Although seemingly very similar in theme and tone, this looks like it would have worked better.

Funny, when I first saw something about this movie, I thought it was a clip from a CW show.

Oh what could it possibly be?

Kemal Pamuk forever!!!!

Thank goodness they made it a movie about some new, genuine threat, rather than something like Toothless' trust getting broken somehow and Hiccup having to spend an hour and a half regaining it. You know some d-bag at the studio pitched that storyline.

All these scientists to study the beginnings of the cat domestication process, but none of them can tell us when we'll actually accomplish it?

It's been done.

The Hunger. Hot as shit.

Super 8 is the Super 8 I wanted.

I'll just leave this here...

Polkadot Bras were really in style in the time of the Greeks.