she sings amazingly, the songs are great, she is legitimately gorgeous to look at and she dances like James Brown. How on earth is she not the biggest star?

why isn't this magical person bigger than Beyoncé or Taylor Swift?

Who needs all these fancy new doodads. You don't know what livin' is 'til you drive a team of horse like I used to. All these ridiculous wires you stick in your ears to hear a bunch of caterwauling from some half-dressed floozie. We didn't need all this new-fangled shit to have fun in my day. We'd just walk out into…

I agree wholeheartedly. So maybe he takes these roles because he is interested in them and the process. Does he need the infinity million dollars? You know who was the real Johnny Depp all along? Brad Pitt. All thought the nineties, he supported his troubled-stud-period-dramas like a champ, the golden boy in every…

SECOND THIS. Do you think someone will write an essay about how her tongue can be read as a symbolic phallus? (I volunteer as tribute if none of your students do)

This is the most important article Jezebel has written all week.

It is super glamorous!

"he got cold cocked in the mouth." Tee hee.

My ideal spin-off is an Arya Stark and Sandor Clegane buddy cop comedy where they reunite & travel throughout Westoros fighting crime.

Women may not be going to the movies in drones because it's dangerous. I prefer a car when I head to the movies. Sometimes I walk, if it strikes* my fancy.

I actually haven't seen the movie, but I think for Spike to blow off questions about software and technology as irrelevant is incredibly disingenuous and petulant. Of COURSE technology and software plays a role here, if it wasn't important to the story they would have just been two people trying to connect. And every…

Since Sir Isaac was an avid experimentalist and alchemist, he'd probably try to turn the cats into wyverns, or something.

Lena Dunham, no one cares what you think about Beyoncé. Shut it.

yes, Ian, I will allow you into my country.

God, I really have become a crazy cat lady. Because I now hate Skrillex just a little less, just on the basis of that picture.

A "Cat's Eyes" is a different (and superior) road stud from the UK, and the name comes from the inventor seeing his car's headlights reflected in a cat's eyes by the side of the road one night.

I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Fuck Adam Levine - Rockwell's got the moves like Jagger. Hell, Jagger's got the moves like Rockwell.

Zing? Or Too Soon?

I bet some giza fell asleep at the wheel

Chances are that VTEC kicked in.