This year's costume is simply Divine!

Yeah, I'm sorry. I know the long, discursive style can be off-putting to people. That's why we always post a no-frills, meat-and-potatoes, short-form version of the recipe over on my personal Kinja. Here's this week's one:

In the battle for worst NASA disasters, I think we have a challenger.

Absolutely progress, and very nice to see, but "I am not the biggest fan of abortion" just makes me very tired. Everyone is always sure that abortion is bad until they need it. And then it's still bad in general; it's just okay for them because they really needed it. This is just as true (if not more so) for the…

Protesting gay marriage by putting on his best salmon-colored pants, popping the shirt off, putting on a Phantom of the Opera-style mask (I'm willing to chalk up "on the day of the Tony Awards" to happy accident), and lighting a flare? You have to give it to Ted Haggard, he sure does have a way of standing up for…

All the French gay guys have a bit of flare, then, I guess.