Those Yale docs have the name wrong. This condition is called 'going kitty,' and its physiological origins come from the overwhelming need to spaz out and punch a kitten in its kitten face because it is a kitten with a little, round, kitten head.

The, um, quack-speed-to-waddle-speed ratio is, um, wins.

Yeah, our fridge is full of the Leinenkeezy for sure, and the lager mixed with Newman's lemonade makes for a solid shandy (better than their own 'shandy,' for sure).

Ditto. Well, if I can get a Learning Annex thing going on, I'll give you a shout. :)

It's true. As a film instructor I've been trying for years to figure out a way to legitimately teach a kind of drunk history course on 80s cinema, I love it so much. Wouldn't that be fun? And by 'cinema' I mean such stellar examples of the genre as St. Elmo's Fire, The Toxic Avenger and American Anthem!

When it comes to corny 80s movies, I aim to please! :)

OOOOOHHHH sheeeit! You gotta get on that. Classic mid-80s bizarro comedy about science with Val wandering around making dick jokes and turning a house into a giant Jiffy Pop container!

But SOOOOOO sad. Maybe it's time for Real Genius 2?

So awesome. Salton Sea, too.

Val Kilmer is so damned awesome, he always just needs the right situation. Re-watched 'Tombstone' the other day...man, that's the performance of a lifetime. I think he has just as much gravitas as Bale, without the ridiculous growling, plus maybe he could bring the tiniest bit of humor back into a humorless franchise?…

Yeaaaah, a fourth grader fresh off a field trip to the NHM knows that shit!

He couldn't even bust out a little jig or anything? Taters, precious.

Yeah...we'd probably find some way to schmaltz a story like this up, or put a Kardashian in it, or hipsters, or something!

That image gives me the happies.

Yeah, it's 2013. Didn't the film come out in 2009? What's he been doing all this time, stewing over it?

WAIT. McKellan and Stewart in 'Waiting for Godot'? Where is the ticket window so I can give them all the moneys, immediately?

I love that they used that footage of the president actually talking about trolls. WTF Norway!

Awesome, right? I'm guessing that's some kind of ancient troll logic from the Norwegian sagas.

'Trollhunter' is so the shit that halfway through the film I had to pause it and look up the main actor to make sure HE WASN'T ACTUALLY A TROLL HUNTER. Turns out he's a subversive Norwegian comedian! Joke's on us.

Oh yeah no, not at all. I read Gabaldon before I read Martin and was ultimately struck by the tonal similarities. She is an incredibly smart author - she has like 4 advanced degrees in biology and physics and shit - and I think does a great job of world-building while still making things appealing and exciting. I was…