Every time my husband or I cook chicken for dinner we can be heard hollering "Cheeeeken....guuuud" in the kitchen!
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Imma go out on a limb here and let y'all know that the Outlander series is basically a Game of Thrones jam without dragons, set in the 1700s. It's a book series which doesn't deserve to be relegated to the romance section. A writer told me to read them and I was, like, "Errgh...mmkay," but once I started, I was…
Actually, I'm an excellent teacher. But you sound like a terrible student.
So now we don't need Elysium?
Mmmm...I'd still say, empirically, that Jewel is not an actor at all, whereas Kendrick has been on Broadway and done a bunch of good film projects. She's nowhere near as lovely a singer, but she CAN sing very well.
Jewel would be a cool idea, even if Kendrick is a better actor. I have a fond memory of hearing her perform at a wrap party for some movie a million years ago. She came because Sean Penn was in the film and he was like 'hey everyone, check out this singer I found.' She was basically sitting on a barstool in the corner…
TUMMIES GOIN UPS AND DOWNS.
Or, photobomb!
I love him. I worked with him at a benefit and he was the huggiest, friendliest, most complimentary star there, amongst a sea of jerky comedians. Time for him to get real famous.
May I borrow that phrase, 'cutting a few onions'? I'll give you interwebs credit.
Oh, sure. But not gut-wrenching, falling-out-of-my-chair tears. Toy Story 2 was the WORST. I felt like they were taking a butcher knife to every childhood sorrow or regret I ever felt and making a stew out of them, and then making me eat that stew. Ok, sorry, that was kind of over the top, there.
A person after my own heart. I can't wait for you to enjoy the gospel of 'Campus Man,' which involves a diving team, mullets, and Morgan Fairchild. You will not be disappointed. Yahtzee!!
Whoa. So, several things are happening. First, through some cosmic fold, you are unwittingly quoting a bottom-barrel 80s movie, which is awesome. Second, now that you've been made aware of this movie, when you are in the mood to get hammered and watch bad 80s movies, which is a quality way to spend one's time, you've…
Wait. Did you just make a 'Campus Man' reference? Dear god, tell me you did, and rainbows and unicorns will explode across the universe.
Nicely put, CJA. In my jaundiced, bitter, 40 years on this earth there are still only a few times I have uncontrollably cried myself sick, and three of them are: during the 'my owner left me in a box on the side of the road' sequence in Toy Story 2, at the end of Toy Story 3 and during the last shot of Monsters Inc.…
It is physically impossible for me to stop watching that gif.
I work with a friend who is an animal empath. She makes a career out of it, communicating with horses, but it's one of those things I watch in action and think, "If everyone on Urf got a massage and hung out with some dogs and an empath every day, there would be no war."
Tolkien described fantasy as providing us with the benefits of recovery, escape and consolation. I might ignore Father's Day because I lost my dad a few years ago and am not interested in celebrating anyone else's, but I also know that I'll feel good about him today if I take a little time to watch 'Blade Runner' or…