dearest good friend:

What? You mean a nation's citizens don't actually WANT to pay for an already rich corporate sports conglomerate's desires for new stadiums, facilities, and equipment from their tax dollars? Jeeze, I hope nobody tells the NFL, NBA, or MLB. They'll be heartbroken

Excellent point.

Using the English language too fluently is the mark of the foreigner (Pygmalion, not me.)

This one was my favourite

Seriously, I think my hedgehog has a better grasp of geography then most of these people.

Nothing better to do than catch lawbreakers? You are correct. Actually, that is all they are supposed to be doing.

Yeah yeah save the vitriol... I'm no fan of the NYPD at all (probably called them Fascists a few times myself), but the point is pretty obvious here: prevent copycats. Afroduck basically encouraged it, and when you start to have more people racing around NYC with impunity, you're bound to have something bad happen…

probably got a great picture of him (better than my wedding photos) on a red light camera

yep. i grew up in the ghetto, what people don't know is that on every corner, there's a whole foods and a yoga studio. we're just so genetically predisposed to always choosing the "wrong" choice, so we go to taco bell and mcdonalds every day instead

Excellent point!

Hmm... I don't see any tongue clucking going on in either gif. I see Black women calling other people out on their shit in both gifs, and as a Black woman who unfortunately isn't as brazen as she'd like, I post things that express my feelings accordingly. I understand your concern about stereotypes, but what you're…

This statement was made in a hearing on poverty, so you should probably add that black people also make themselves poor with their dietary choices. (?)

Calm down, people. All Marble is saying is that black people bring their early deaths on themselves.

Let's leave race entirely out of it. Look at this sentence by itself, as a public, scripted utterance by an elected representative of the world's hyperpower:

People who self-identify as "good drivers" actually tend to be more accident prone because they feel like they can do dangerous things "safely." This guy basically just said, "I'm a good driver who will be in more accidents than those people I claim are shitty drivers."

I understand that this is a car blog and that you cover all aspects of car culture, but I kinda think that this is one of the few things that is better left unpublicized. Internet fame is all these jackasses are after, and any mention of them (even when followed by stern warnings that what they did is stupid and no…

Putting innocent lives at risk by driving 10MPH faster than traffic on half-empty roads? I'll admit that I only watched the first two minutes because I'm at work and there's a lot of internet out there to see today, but unless something drastically changed between the first two minutes and the last few I would hardly…

If only there were roads without civilians in the way. A place where people could drive fast and easily compare their lap times.

Fuck these people. I don't care who you fucking are, but putting innocent lives at risk is stupid. Fuck these people. Fuck Alex Roy for setting the standard for people like this guy.