I've never heard someone whine about something so inconsequential. (That means when something's not important.)

Yeah, using a profanity, especially a heavy hitter like 'fuck' really just screams class. Tell me, how much class does one need to not even have a rectum? I mean, regular classy folks just don't talk about normal bodily functions, but super classy folk don't even have bodily functions, right? Is there a super class…

Nothing says class like the phrase, "Have some fucking class." I can imagine your monocle would just about fall to the floor if it weren't for that fancy chain you have that attaches it to your collar.

Calling someone disgusting for talking about typical body stuff is, well, being pretty foul as a human being.

Sorry. I didn't realize this was you.

" It's...unattractive..."

Maybe try avoiding her posts. Seems like a simple solution to your apparent nausea.

Because "females" are not supposed to have such bodily functions. Nothing but rose petals and candy canes should come out of our asses.

One, I actually grew up extremely poor, so I don't have any class. Two, I don't wear thongs, I just wrote this piece about the phenomenon. Thanks for your insight!

Ravens fans were expecting anywhere from 4-8 games. For the life of me, I can't figure out why the NFL thought this was a good idea. On a purely Machiavellian level, there's not even money to be made off Ray Rice - he's in the fast decline of a short career. The only explanation I can think of is The Ginger Hammer…

You sir are what the kids refer to as a "fucktard"

Unless you are obtusely referring to the time Marie Olbermann was hit by a foul ball at a Yankees game, this is a little out of line. Marie Olbermann passed away several years ago from cancer. You may not like Keith Olbermann, but that is no reason to drag his late mother into it.

did they really think people were going to to think "ray smacks the shit out of his lady and let's see suspended two games, yeah that's punishment enough, let's call it even."

I don't know if this is some inside joke, but the lady's been dead for about 5 years.

Honestly...yes. That's exactly what they think, or at least I'm guessing it is what they think.

Goodell: [loads Deadspin.com]

We all know our justice system is fucked up. The NFL isn't constrained by the same backlog or bureaucracy, and if it wants to make a statement, there's nothing stopping it.

The NFL is concerned with only two things, the NFL and preserving their revenue streams at all cost. How they dick kicked this punishment is beyond me, did they really think people were going to to think "ray smacks the shit out of his lady and let's see suspended two games, yeah that's punishment enough, let's call…

I've yet to see anyone suggest what the appropriate number of games would have been. I agree that 2 seems too short, but would 4 appease everyone? 6? 8?