APU: Hey, hey! This is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down, or I'll blow your heads off.

Not sure...

"In my life, I've always wanted to come across a rare abandoned gem on the side of the road, with a sign that says " If you can fix'er, you can keep'er"."

Instantly reminded of....

I'll just leave this here...

Sonata driver:

Well, it worked for the Mustang....

Behold the 2016 Chevy Jart.

Giggity.

You see it's GM competition regularly (mid-late 70's Malibus, Cutlasses, Monte Carlos, even the occasional Regal or Grand Prix)...but you never see these anymore:

Beretta Indy Pace Car.

Looks like the "Muscle American" got the inspiration for it's wheels from a mid-80's Monte Carlo.

David "The Fishman" Rivera had them beat by at least 25 years:

Challenge accepted.

If Ford actually uses the name "Phoenix" (doubtful), that would mean each of the big three would have manufactured a model bearing that name.

"Phoenix"...probably a 4 door hatchback of some sort.

I've never seen one of those pickups (pictured here):

I'd like to see him team up with....