This sounds like a job for....
Aliens Ate My Buick
Obtuse
My F-Body's lights were so bad "fine grit" wouldn't cut it (because Florida). Ended up removing them from the car, wet-sanding them by hand, then polishing (ending with the Mothers kit).
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Obligatory:
Perhaps she should "replace it with a van". Other ideas: pest control, asbestos/mold abatement, "free candy", CDC infectious diseases department, crime scene cleanup.....all less savory to an apartment complex than a hearse.
Time for some new wheels....
Think of it as the 1991 version of a Nash Metropolitan.
Listing to port.
That Caddy is listing to port.
Apparently Chrysler continued to use the DeSoto name on trucks overseas into the 70's. The names DeSoto and Fargo continue to be used in Turkey on trucks made by Askam.
Kent approves.
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The passenger's most egregious violation? Failing to make his threats in both English and French.
Best sleeper I could find.....
Something tells me they may be joining Suzuki (and exiting the U.S. market) in the near future.
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"Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon....Manny Mota."
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Anyone else remember Change Lanes (Taito, 1983)?
According to his web site, the show's title is "Meet Me At The Reck".