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Aliens Ate My Buick
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And who's to say Nana didn't mistake the gas pedal for the brake that one time? Also don't forget to leave the left turn signal on for authenticity.

Apparently the van was in the shop.

Can the "bus duster" be used on a "dust-buster"?

.....on a steek.

Nanu Nanu.

Didn't have to look too far....

A friend had a 4cyl. Fairmont that I had the misfortune to drive. Slow as mud and horrible on gas. Completely devoid of "Zip" or Zop", and it leaked like a Zoobity Bop.

Looks familiar....just needs some "Tonka" logos on the doors.

More effective: "This is not the box truck you are looking for...."

So the tables have turned....

$800 1972 Chevy C-20 Longbed, 350 4BBL Automatic. w/ 180K miles, purchased by my father in 1986 as a 3rd vehicle. Similar vehicle pictured, mine was originally this color but repainted a darker green at some point before we got it. It was formerly used with a camper (the type that sat in/on the bed).

Can you say "Dajiban"?

No relation.

I suppose it's safer to use Chinese toothpaste that way rather than actually using it to brush your teeth.

...and we returned the favor. As did GM (Isuzu gave us the Chevy Luv, we gave them an S-10 clone and later the Colorado based i-370) and Ford (Mazda gave us the Courier, we gave them the Ranger based B3000).

"It's Bucky and Daddy....it's Daddy and Bucky neck and neck....it's Bucky The Wonder Horse by a nose!"

Next you'll be telling us Barris didn't design The Fonz Dream Rod either.

1999 LS1 Camaro/Firebird. Not the car per se, but the engine. Most didn't expect (slightly detuned) Corvette power at the F-Body's price point.