The result if they hadn't gotten to him in time?

"Well-worn", you say?

My solution:

Any time you "identified a Matador" on The Dukes Of Hazzard you knew a crash was imminent. Especially if that car was a Plymouth Fury just moments ago.

Looks like Ford took this opportunity to introduce a new vehicle to it's lineup.

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Still see quite a few of these running around...though they are almost always maroon for some reason. GM cars in general seem to have survived in greater numbers than other domestics. Plenty of RWD A and G-Bodies still around as well (Monte Carlo, Cutlass, El Camino, Regal, Malibu.....)

Up until 1988 or so my neighbor (at that time well into his 70's) had a totally mint 1976 Delta 88 (very similar to the picture, including the color). It spent all of it's winters in Florida, so, even with it's Western New York heritage rust was not a concern.

Message to Ford......Get bent.

The more common male reaction to anything "Beetle".

I thought Devo preferred 2-wheeled transport.

No returns!

Something in common?

Ford Timelord approves.

At least it was retired early enough that these clowns didn't get a hold of it.

Billy Gunn approves.

Lots of eye-candy there. Strange how big those 'Vettes look compared to those Jags, Triumphs, etc.

Yes, of course we torqued your lug nuts to factory specs.

The Car Show somehow managed to be worse than every show on Velocity, including Motorweek....Motorweek!

In a car that looks great as an open convertible, why does Snoop drive with the top up?