I'm still crossing my fingers that Betelgeuse will blow in my lifetime. Mind, this would ruin my favorite constellation - but it would be SO worth it.

Kirk was obviously not great. I think Pike just started telling him that so he'd actually wonder if he maybe could be more than a punching bag drunkard. And then maybe start doing the work to actually be great.

And then stuff, because it's a movie.

I agree - these were excellent reboots of the franchise.

I think a lot of people despise them for being too much like action movies than the original series, which is insane because they WERE action movies, and trying to make them too much like the shows would have only produced plodding, dull, lifeless rehashes of it…

Unless your playing with your staff it's only teasing.

"D&D Fourth Edition is the perfect game for HOT wizard-on-wizard action."

I remember sitting in school that morning. I'd spent the day up to that point worrying about it for some reason I couldn't define, and telling classmates that I was afraid something bad was going to happen to it.

Event Horizon is kind of the 'in deep space' version of this. Crew finds ship literally returned from Hell - most die one way or the other trying to escape/survive, and at the end the survivors ... probably don't end up surviving.

Meanwhile, Godzilla patiently waits for Chuck Norris to arrive...

Dear Japan,

My guess is a comparison of the stars position, velocity, and trajectory in contrast with the relative position, velocities, and trajectories of other stars nearby?

It does NOW.

It could be worse, we could all be in the Arctic Circle, or Mars, where it's ... warmer?

If it's ever Spring here again, remind me to move south while the getting is good.

WOW. And I thought I had a bizarre and vivid imagination.

Whelp, that ended up meaning not a damned thing at all. Here's to it!

Well, I'm sold.

Nope. Wouldn't see that with a blindfold and earplugs. Twi-harder.

My theory for doing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs was always a little more simple - it was just a boast about how GOOD his engines were. He had them souped up to the point where that was just how well his hyper-drive contracted space-time when they were operating.

His entire life is one gigantic heist - he's robbed all of time and space, all of his friends, and pretty much cheated, swindled, or black-mailed everyone else, ever.

I see in the 'complete' listing that any act is illegal, not just simulated ones. If I'd had any faith in Oklahoma in the first place, I suppose this might have restored at least a little of it.

I also thought Florida was being a little generous, letting the singles be lewd while keeping the married folk indoors with…

I am so relieved to know that whenever I'm in a bar in Oklahoma, any sex acts I might happen to see being performed with an animal are LEGALLY guaranteed to REAL, and NOT SIMULATED.