I did a Google search for 'nuked earth' and found the image instantly - it's a free desktop image called "Earth Nuked". Points to the anonymous redditor!

This guy. Over and over and over and over and ...

It is not ... unknown for ... crow's to be ... intelligent.

I think - at this point - that the Baby Judith thing is a ploy.

Except for a stain on the cushion, the baby seat was otherwise mostly clean, it's not even knocked over or kicked around.

It's just the pattern on the top of the plastic tray the lungs are set on.

This was my choice too.

I was about the same age, got to the part where the protagonist rapes the girl - and just never bothered picking it up again.

I guess it makes sense that after some time, Vader would become a Sith Lord in his own right and take on his ONE apprentice. He still works for the Emperor, but he's long since been his student.

If you look at pictures of him over time, as he gets older his hair gets taller and taller, like it's very, very slowly trying to leap off of his crazy-assed head.

That, or he's turning into Londo Mollari.

America is more or less becoming the country where, if you can deep fry it, we'll eat it.

Speaking from personal experience, I can tell you that Fritos burn like thermite. It's kind of amazing.

And of course, Felina is just Finale jumbled up.

Speaking of, I think the thing that Skye tucked into her B-cup was an SD card of some sort?

So did the rust monster...

It gets better - his birth name is Andrew CLUTTERBUCK. I shit you not.

It seems most likely that the tokens bought you a specific amount of TIME with the prostitutes, rather than various specific acts and so on.

Again DC defies reality by putting their feet in their mouths while simultaneously having their heads up their asses.

Give us at least an entire day without being offensive, disappointing, or just plain moronic.

So 70's Professor X was ... Lieutenant Dan?

WHY DOES HE NEED AN ORGANIC HAND? WHY???

For the last year or two DC editorial hasn't gone a day without putting their foot in their mouth.

Which is impressive, since their head has been lodged firmly up their ass the whole while.