I SHOULD NOT WALK SO THAT A CHILD MAY LIVE.

Master Shake. The most obnoxious, vile, self-absorbed bastard ever. I can't stop laughing every awful thing he does.

What's that come out to?

We'll miss you Betelgeuse. But then, if we hang around long enough we'll miss everything, so...

Of course, the really impressive thing is the Lunokhod went that distance in a few months, whereas Opportunity has taken nine years to match it.

But then, there's the added distance of Mars to Earth vs. the Moon to Earth...

Of course it had to be America that had a MANNED vehicle driving on another celestial body because HELL IF WE AREN'T GONNA WHIP A SHITTY ON THE MOON MOTHAFUCKAS! RECOGNIZE!!!

Well, no shit it does.

I will say that if you're anti-social, weed won't do anything to improve or worsen that. But if you're not, and just in some place/situation where you end up isolated from normal socialization, it does indeed curb the anxiety and ennui of loneliness.

This happened to me once. I was working on a piece of fantasy art, and wanted some runes to decorate a magical sword in it.

It's got to be Iron Man for one reason, and one reason alone.

Plaid and denim with a pair of cheesy sunglasses. The very definition of style.

No. A bridge OF troubled water.

This is a far better design than the original.

I told you not to put any Tribbles in the microwave - now look!

Honestly, this is why we can't have nice things...

I'm not doing the math for that.

INTRODUCING THE SEIZURE-TRON 3000!!!

I'd have gone back for the cat too.

Nothing to be nervous about. After all, this is HIS first circumcision - not mine.

Hmm, this knife looks to be big enough...

The people who used to make the old MST3K show now do a show called RiffTrax.

I think the thing that hurt Heroes the worst was actually the writer's strike in Hollywood.

That - is an excellent point.