shit, didn’t refresh.  sorry :-(

If Doktor’s nickname isn’t The Proctologist, I’m giving up on life.

Oh Seth, you’re the Eli without the inexplicable successes.

His concern with the cadets squinting and shifting their weight behind him is negligible, whether they are bound for war or the Detroit Lions rookie minicamp, as Ryan Watson finally is...

“The warden and head guard from The Shawshank Redemption did keep the public safe from those criminals.”

Kaapo Kakko, is that a real name??? No way, I don’t buy this, it’s just Sidd Finch with better CGI.

Both groups went on hundreds of escort missions, so that’s a fair mistake.

Too bad you couldn’t work Marge Schott and Pete Rose into the comment, then you’d have the Mt. Rushmore of horrible Reds.

Let’s remember Morgan for his real contribution - An entire website and style of sports journalism criticism created to ridicule the stupid shit that he wrote and said.

But at least it’s a franchise with better prospects than Detroit.

I agree, can’t believe the school did that.

America’s Public Schools!!!

Weird..... Kurt Schilling always made them group three together during his starts. Everyone’s unique I guess.

I think it’s pretty shitty of her high school to sell ad space at the diamond to white supremacy groups from seven surrounding counties. It’s not the message we should be giving to kids, and it takes away from her accomplishment.  Sad.

I need new podcast recommendations! Deadspin staff, whatcha got?

This was Barry’s version of the Ken Rosenthal tweet response ‘@MrSugarPenis “READ THE COLUMN”’

I don’t think Nurkic meant anything by the t-shirt, it’s actually just a Jim Carroll Band t-shirt customized for each tour stop, and he happened to attend the Sarajevo show.

are you new here?

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

There’s no jury in the world that would have convicted you.