the Dodgers have gone with all-righty lineups against lefties Chris Sale and David Price, because Dave Roberts and the front office really, really like to play the match-ups.

Vetere originally disputed the charges, saying “it was a tiny car, how could two people possibly have the flexibility to stretch and twist to be able t..... uh, wait, you know what, I’m just going to resign.”

What’s your favorite piece written elsewhere by a current or former Deadspin writer?

Take things you once hate and tried to shoot down (or in some cases, kill) and repackage them for profit.

There’s time still for him to circle back for a hug at day’s end. Someday, though, a hug will be the last one.

The worst instance of this in Seattle since Shawn Kemp.

Don’t worry, they’ll land on their backs feet.

Thank you for this and all future Boban-related content. I will follow any team that has Boban- his fans are the NBA equivalent of a Dead Heads.

I think he’s done, everyone knows Orlando can only Knock Three Times

A clean sheet too? Better nickname their keeper The Exclusion Zone

Nadal and Joker plan to fake injuries and bow out as gracefully as possible. From their draft statement.

Charles A. Johnson, Sr., March 1, 1962, Hershey Daily Herald Sports Section

That guy should have known this wouldn’t end well. Hotel Maids have the highest Defensive Efficiency Ratio in the game.

Mitch Albom remembers those seats, sitting there last season next to Ernie Harwell, Bison Dele, and Ty Cobb. Read all about it in his next book, The Bullshit I Made Up For Your Great Aunt to Believe.

Does this approach also work for college football? I am surrounded by Michigan and Notre Dame fans at my place of business, and I place more importance on their sadness after losses than on any of my job’s responsibilities.

Not for Luke or CC it doesn’t

Reporter: “Luke, how do you maintain your physique here in New York?”

Haven’t women’s gymnastics suffered enough?

Trucks was before the MLB was Latin(o)-friendly.

I’m the guy who eats two whole chicken thighs off the grill as an appetizer before serving the meal.