Joe Morgan doesn’t care for Jayson’s unkempt facial hair, but he understands that the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

players who leave school but come back to finish their degree will have their fees covered by their school (an unalloyed good thing)

Yes, I agree, Kevin Love’s contract extension is truly a threat to America. WHY CAN’T EVERYONE ELSE SEE IT?!?!?!?!?

That horrible moment when the engines fail and all you hear is the wind whistling around the fuselage before the oxygen masks drop down and you go into a tailspin?

Overseas Elite sounds like what Trump will rename our special forces at some point.

Plot twist- the officer’s name is “through the stop sign”

Official Statement from NASCAR:

So hypocritical, especially after how strict Florida has been with their ‘no touchdowns’ policy the past few seasons.

“You know, the Colonel also spoke of the better ingredients in which our Aryan brothers were made from, not like those oth.....*dial tone*”

That’s the face that launched a thousand nut shots.

Dude’s only hitting .262 in the minors. Ironically, the Reds want a little more Batista out of him.

Give the lawyers a good phrase to say—something cleaner than “sexual assault” or “rape” or “abuse”—and trot out all the usual people to insist that there’s nothing to see here, that their handpicked people will take care of it just like they always have, and you can get away with a lot. Given the USOC’s own history,…

pursued the ball into foul territory with the half-hearted gate of a man whose fast food receipt got yanked into the street by a sudden wind.

Hey Chris,

Thank you for your service.

You freakin’ Socialist Deadspin bloggers, always calling for a Nationals Health Care system.  Pathetic.

I’ve emailed the admins to delete your comment so I can continue hating him as I always have.

OK, but we still all agree, fuck Zack Hample, right?

Hey, hey, hey. Why don't we let Turkish Max Schmeling explain his support for a ruthless dictator before we judge him.

None - that’s why he got the arm tattoo.