Farquhar is just happy to be alive, since he seemed to know something like this would happen, saying in the interview “Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.”

Whispering “Herzegovina, don’t it?”

Dude is THE most hated former MSU Spartan

Nope. It’s a different Zinedine Zidane. Common mistake, don’t worry about it.

Thank you for your service

Sir, I refuse to discuss the validity of your reasoned arguments unless we can both agree that ‘Mr. Journalism Degree’ is a sanctimonious turd.

I have a Bachelor’s degree in journalism...You’re essentially the Fox News of sports journalists...Anyways, you’re a pathetic human being...You’ll never make it as a Big J Journalist.

I apologize, I assumed the Chevy logo replaced all the stars in the flag in my example. I regret the error.

I’m not sure anything could be more American than The Bud Light National Anthem Presented by Aflac

Yeah, but that was primarily because he is a grown man and HE BROUGHT A FUCKING GLOVE TO THE GAMME!!!!!!

Bobby Bonilla wishes he got a deal this good.

I never knew the term ‘Tennis Whites’ had so many layers to it.

From the 7% of the commentariat that is not a lawyer, I sincerely thank you.

Harden’s beard has an honorary doctorate from the University of Montana’s Franke College of Forestry.

“....like dedicating a year of your life to perfecting the craft of flipping a light switch.”

Damnit! Sorry.

“Not bad, Chuck”

Yeah, next season they may have to be the Silver Knights.

If Arizona will pay for this nonsense, maybe I can swindle them into building an ice rink in the middle of the damn desert!...

In a just world, he’d be the eventual successor to Mark Emmert.