Took me way too long to determine if Baker Mayfield was the defendant or the law firm.

I hope McGregor reads this and someone gives Mayweather the gist of it.

This is an instance where you lose some of the meaning by the Twitter character restriction. If he’d of had more room, he’d have said, “...thinking about my dead father (who was ashamed of who I am and what I do) all day and...”

Happy Father’s Day to you and all of your dad jokes.

It got fucking heated later in the day:

That’s bullshit that you don’t refer to Manu by name in the headline.

and as one of the worst run-blocking tackles in the NFL, he seems a decent fit for the Lions

Agreed. This is violence.

At least with the Browns, he’ll get to heal up every winter.

Kobe Bryant Is Somewhat Responsible For The Low-Top Basketball Sneaker Trend

Joseph Smith and Brigham Young, they da real League of Legends!!!1!!

Why is the top photo from their game against Penn State?

We’ll never forget you Bert.

+1

Boy, I bet Craig Sager only regretted one thing in his whole life....

I swear I did not, and if you’ll check my commenting history, you will see it is ripe with similar lame dad jokes.

The tax authorities claim that Ronaldo’s scheme for evading taxes on his image rights involved the creation of a shell company called Tollin Associates, domiciled in the British Virgin Islands.

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Phil Kessel’s obviously on top here, but who’s on the bottom?