Agreed. I was just trying, TRYING mind you, to mimic the “We’ve got Payet” song supporters sing to make a joke. Jokes are fun sometimes.

When asked why they sold him off, the ownership of West Ham unanimously broke into song....

+1

The opposing team had three subs and quite a bit of talent.

OK, two articles on this now, and we’re not going to discuss this dude’s ears?!?!?!1!1!!

Amen

i have forwarded these comments to tim marchman at your university.

Weird, he looked skinny already, can’t understand why a pitcher like that would need Colón surgery.

Melo, at least, is playing his cards close to the vest.

Jim Caldwell is Brad Stevens’ spirit animal.

Barry posted this article originally, and I’ve been a mess around the zoo ever since.

Yeah but we always leave those decisions up to the smartest of our world leaders. *pulls on collar*

6. The animals rise up

The Pope and WWF, those events could f-ing draw some fans, man.

Maybe if it had just been egg whites, she’d have been ok with it?

Brady and Trump have a great relationship, until a few weeks from now when there’s some misunderstanding of why Trump’s repealing the Brady bill.

+1

100% chance that Cruz is the dude who sweats like Patrick Ewing.

Mr. Baseball is appalled by this contract.

What, did they think that hardcore Falcons fans were going to ignore this? It’s not like it’s the regular season.