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Can we please STOP with this ugly back-and-forth already? Of course PSU is going to cover their ass [ahem] here, and of course people are going to be upset that further evidence has come out to implicate the coaches, university, and community at large.

I remember those guys.

To be fair, I’ve never hid who I am.

Chris Cook was sparring with Jeff Moss on Twitter before he locked his account before they were protected, calling him pathetic, threatening him, etc. Too bad that someone from Connor’s camp must have locked his account down.

I hope I can catch these guys on this tour- they’re playing Madison Square Garden, the Beacon Theater, Radio City Music Hall, and the Los Angeles Forum.

“....more about (playing) basketball than....”

Cavs had a good game plan last night, but the Hawks can still make it a series. After all, the best-laid plans of Tyronn and men often go awry.

D’Angelo Russell! Oh, wait, you said turnover, not turnovers

Jest oświetlony

Are they trying to say Zach Randolph was passed out drunk in the back?

I saw an episode of What Would You Do? once, where these people were standing outside with Donald Trump signs, and no one was punching them in the face. Well, I certainly wasn’t going to be the guy on TV who walked by these people and didn’t punch them in the face. I think I’ll come off well when they air it.

So, a guy I know was wondering if you could maybe send us a link to the hockey erotica that you probably write. Not that he’s into it- he’s just, ya know, curious.

I hope they led her away from the field before she could say embarrassing anti-Semitic things about Ryan Braun.

You’re right, but that’s why he was the best part of Space Jam.

After last night’s game, I bet he could deny Jesus 3 times, as long as he didn’t go high stick side with a wrist shot.

Did you hear about this via tips@deadspin.com?

Jeez, Vyacheslav, Crimea a river.

Why do people still wear flip flops to professional sporting events with tightly grouped urinals in the bathrooms? Do they just deny the existence of the urine that will inevitably cover their feet by the end of the day?

Buster obviously did not ask @SexCauldron what he thought on the issue before writing this.

I know some junior hockey players, and based on what they’ve told me, helmet and skate are two of the best places for a hockey stick to get stuck.