Are we sure those are nipples and not the barrels of machine gun jubblies on what is so clearly a femmebot?

Looks totally awesome, the diametric opposite of Kinja Commenting Torture Room Beta.

This guy is 4-0 and considered a top prospect. Over 50 fighters have turned down a fight with him. He's not some random Twitter user. Terrible reporting

Cool troll bro.

I remember reading an interview with her way back before she was famous in which she vowed to never objectify herself or use her sexuality to sell albums. She said she was going to let her lyrical talent speak for itself. So much for that

Bound by Flame is a new PlayStation exclusive action/RPG. Without any kind of sense as to how it plays, it looks pretty middle-of-the-road for a game coming out later in 2014. But that voiceover—sounding enthralled, huckster-ish and befuddled—will take you back straight to the 1990s, in good and bad ways.

I think you mean

The number of clicks a giraffe generates versus a cow?

huh?

"Angry Birds Stella is breaking the mold by introducing strong, passionate characters who really stand for something"

How about a game where you are a pipe, flying through narrow gaps between birds. That would be a hit!

The pathetic thing about LeBron fans and LeBron is they expect everyone to love him. Heat fans are the Pat fans of the NBA. You win, be glad you're hated, you're doing it right. The rest of the country doesn't have to adore you for it.

One of my favorite movies. I've been a sincere fan ever since:

This is a great opportunity to remember Sid Caesar, who never had a problem with funny women.

Yeah, I guess releasing next-gen hardware on time with extreme competitive constraints, then dedicating resources to continually improve it within the first three months is a "failure."

Cool?

Because Kotaku defines click baiting.

I'm waiting for someone to make a version where you have to dodge articles about Flappy Birds instead of pipes.

That will be rough.

Hey guys flappy bird is dead get over it, and now