ObnoxiousHack
Ezekiel Coleslaw
ObnoxiousHack

Are we sure those are nipples and not the barrels of machine gun jubblies on what is so clearly a femmebot?

Looks totally awesome, the diametric opposite of Kinja Commenting Torture Room Beta.

This guy is 4-0 and considered a top prospect. Over 50 fighters have turned down a fight with him. He's not some random Twitter user. Terrible reporting

Cool troll bro.

I remember reading an interview with her way back before she was famous in which she vowed to never objectify herself or use her sexuality to sell albums. She said she was going to let her lyrical talent speak for itself. So much for that

Bound by Flame is a new PlayStation exclusive action/RPG. Without any kind of sense as to how it plays, it looks pretty middle-of-the-road for a game coming out later in 2014. But that voiceover—sounding enthralled, huckster-ish and befuddled—will take you back straight to the 1990s, in good and bad ways.

Cant help but notice there is still a shit ton of white and other colors on that map. Hardly call that conquered. Also can't help but notice DirectTV and Dish Network weren't on that map ether.

I think you mean

Anyone of the effected 30 millon who doesn't like spending more and getting less?

The number of clicks a giraffe generates versus a cow?

I don't about where you live but that Roku wouldn't be much use without internet access and the choices are AT&T at 1.5Mbps or Comcast at 30 for basically the same price. I know which one I chose, in spite of how much I detest Comcast.

And where will you be getting your internet from?

How about a game where you are a pipe, flying through narrow gaps between birds. That would be a hit!

One of my favorite movies. I've been a sincere fan ever since:

This is a great opportunity to remember Sid Caesar, who never had a problem with funny women.

Cool?

Because Kotaku defines click baiting.

I'm waiting for someone to make a version where you have to dodge articles about Flappy Birds instead of pipes.

That will be rough.

Hey guys flappy bird is dead get over it, and now