Gronk: Add two additional uprights, narrower and just for PATs!!

Queue Kotaku negative comments about a positive article.

Men should not binge drink and women should not binge drink. Bad things can happen to you in terms of violence (either as perpetrator or victim) and the reduction in awareness/reasoning/motor skills causes lots and lots of problems.

FFS, as has already been repeatedly stated in this very post: this was not Nelson Mandela's funeral. This was a memorial service where people were celebrating his life—- there was dancing, singing, laughing, and a general good time by the audience.

That wasn't a State funeral though, right? That was a memorial service where people in the audience were dancing, singing, laughing, and having a good time in memory of Mandela. This was not some somber thing like a regular funeral.

That was not a state funeral. It was a memorial service. That is a BIG difference and one that has been pointed out a number of times since the picture was taken.

George Steinbrenner just rolled over in his grave. Also related, Kevin Maas just rolled over in the dumpster he was sleeping in and cut his back on an empty can of tuna.

On a scale from light beige to slightly-darker beige, how much does this chart suck?

Does "-" = "if so" now?

It's like that scene in The Dark Knight where the guy in the courtroom tries to shoot Harvey Dent, except the gun that doesn't work is grammar.

Um, Jezebel? This is off topic, but can I complain about the fact that you have an advert with a joke about drink spiking as a promotional post? Please? It was hard enough going through that experience without you guys laughing about it.

You mean beige-on-beige wasn't a good design choice?

"Hey, Fatty. You need to lose weight. You're unhealthy. But only lose the right amount of weight. You lost too much. You're unhealthy. Weigh what I think you should weigh."

"I didn't do it to get fit. I did it to get 2-Fitty"
Rachel Fredrickson

Is this chart for colorblind people? or am I suddenly color blind? its almost unreadable..

Of course, nothing says "re-kindle" like a good swinger party ;-)

Being a dick and trying to spoil people is a 'little bit much', mate.

OMG, are you a book reader!? Omgomgomgomg you can read and you want to make sure everyone knows!!!! Omggggggg. Get a grip of your life, man.

Here,

/obligatory