But then how are we supposed to scare the shit out of people for profit (read: pageviews)?

People say this every time Jezebel posts an article like this, but this sort of fear-mongering, ignorant science writing is terrible, and you should really have someone who at least is somewhat interested in science to write science articles.

This is such a distortion of the truth.

Yes, nobody should ever criticise anything ever again because someone put time into making it.

Yes, I was also shocked to learn that mammals have hair. Shocked.

Wait, people stop being anarchist, anti-capitalists once they get some money, power or fame? Never heard of that happening before...

Trying to show off that you are not a bigot while making generalizations about an entire group of people. Two thumbs way up!

STOP. DOING. THIS.

The actress looks SO MUCH BETTER as a brunette than the blonde.

It's amazing how much it alters her appearance to me. I think she's absolutely stunning as a brunette and much less so in the white-blond with she wears on the show.

Chobani's main plant is in Central New York, a region that's been crumbling as manufacturing moves out.

I'm starting to wonder if we've already entered the 'Truman Show' era, where product placement is not-so-subtly embedded in every day life.

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Well, Chobani is made in NYS, and that's his state, so really that's it.

At least you're not wasting your ire on important things.

I have an idea, repost another gawker article from yesterday.

"Wow, first the Hall of Fame, now this."

Seems appropriate. Pretty much anyone can have the Browns coaching job, but just about everyone sucks at it and doesn't last more than a year.

There's just a massive splatter of semen on Darren Rovell's ceiling right now.

There's not a single paywall to be found you daft fool. Microtransactions yes, but you don't have to pay to progress ANYWHERE. Fuck, people like you are awful.

You don't HAVE to spend money it just makes it faster is all. Imo theres nothing wrong with that as long as it doesn't impede with the core experience.