*changes temperature of thermostat using a computer.

If you're a male and you have to carry a bag, its not minimalism.

You must absolutely stink. No shampoo? No body wash? youre not getting sick cuz no one goes near you, cuz u stink of sh*t

I wash my hands very frequently and this past week I was sick with a cold for the first time in 2 years. On a side note, not washing in the shower is disgusting.

I still don't get why the thoughts of pre-teens is news.

Look at all those exclusives!

Excellent. I, for one, look forward to seeing if this effect generalises to other social ills. I suggest the following titles:

Relevant, well-researched articles like this are why I always tell people this is the most useful website on the internet. Just wanted to say that! :-)

Michael Myers is not an axe murderer.

I just get wrinkle free shirts and wash them in the washing machine. It might be harder on them than going to the dry cleaners but with the money I save I can buy a new one before the old one gets to a point where it shows wear.

You've obviously never used the Xbox One.
There will never be an Xbox One without Kinect. Its integration is key.
Still don't understand why noobs don't get this...

I haven't met many Xbox one owners that call it the "Xbone". I'm calling bullshit.

Not sure how you got that from this video.

It's a myth that having children is a magic bullet that will fulfill everyone. I wish more parents would admit it.

You think it's easy being a Hall voter? When was the last time you achieved something, Drew? These reporters, no — heroes — have scaled Mount Moral, looking down on us peons from on high. I bet when you climb on your horse, the poor thing's lower than your lair in your mom's basement.

Church? No time for church! I have to go see a Sunday morning event at a taxpayer-subsidized structure where everyone chants songs together, drinks cheap wine, and worships a miraculous holy man who got needles stuck in him.

If he was Catholic, I would understand it lasting less than a minute.

Does this turd come with a guarantee on the box though?

If Jennifer Lawrence weren't a famous actress, if she were someone you worked with, she would be the weird girl at your work who no one wants to get caught in the break room with and who always makes office parties awkward.

My husband gets super turned on by my big hip bones. Thanks for letting us know that you would never hit it though!