Good job, everyone.

I bet that doesn't stop most of the people on here who whine about stores being open on Thanksgiving from going to see the new Lord of the Rings Hobbit bullshit movie on Christmas Day though.

As a group, Americans are much bigger fans of gluttonous eating than social justice or self-reflection...

The game, I hope you meant "beat the game".

tip number 1: let people play what they want to play.

Don't forget to "squinch" your sphincter as well.

For $27,000, I'd hope it was a magic card.

Funny, Prince Fielder is not the guy I'd think of when it comes to creating space.

I second this. Did they mean Thigpen? I thought Fitz started every game in 2011 though

This is kinda like how the Dolphins pranked Richie Incognito with a real rat in the locker room.

AM I RITE?

Then you certainly ended up clicking on the right article!

You win the award for "Best use of Dean Ambrose since he was called up from NXT."

You can't value players just on their "actual baseball" benefit, because there is more to it than that. You claim it's for PR purposes (which I'm sure is partially true) but fail to realize that what he does in the locker room and as a captain is equally as important as what he does on the field.

That doesn't make sense. He's signed for a year regardless. Now he's signed for a year but at a price higher for this season, but lower for purposes of the Luxury Tax, which means they save many millions anyway. It literally has no downside and it makes Jeter even happier, so how exactly is any mission failed?

Yankees: Raise!

Based on years of personal research, I find that the ideal time to have a cup of coffee is right now.

Ugh, this headline is obnoxious. They all count, and they all count the same.