I wish all the men (and women, of course, but I think this affects men more) who constantly go on about how anyone who takes naked pictures of themselves is a slut who deserves no privacy would stop and think for just a minute that they're contributing to an environment where women will be significantly less likely to…

Damn it, I'm going to be the sourpuss here. I was really hoping somebody else would have done it.

I've worked with animals my whole career and this is what I tell people who are struggling with whether to put an animal to sleep: It's a gift to offer euthanasia to our pets when they are suffering or have a poor quality of life. Pets are not capable of understanding why they are in pain, or why they must undergo a…

you think pet owners should have tens of thousands saved up for their animals' health problems? Really? Gobsmacking. Pets only for the rich, says this person.

Oh shit, you guys, Operation Blame All Menz has been compromised. Someone called out our logic fail and now everyone knows that it's physically impossible to find drugs, slip them into someone's drink, separate that person from their friends, and rape them. Shit shit shit! ABORT! ABORT! Unless you're pregnant,…

I'm so glad you said that. These same people that go on about breaking down gender roles wouldn't name their son Jennifer, Lily, Mary or Matilda. They'll rail on about giving girls Lego but don't think about giving boys Barbie.

Several commenters have said names are getting more gender-neutral which is a good thing. That's not exactly the whole picture. More boy names are being used for girls, but virtually no girl names are being used on boys.

I was thinking the same thing this morning. I often hear the reasoning for giving a unisex name as "When she's applying for jobs, they won't automatically throw out her resume just because she's a woman." I know this is idyllic, but wouldn't it be nice if we solved the problem of workplace inequality, instead of just…

I feel like it devalues girl names on a certain level. Like, it suggests boys names are superior.

You win. OMG you win.

So, some of you may have little bits of this already.

"men aren't taught that pillar of adulthood, disappointment management."

I have all y'all motherfuckers beat, because of my SECRET WEAPON: Multiple infections of Clostridium difficile. I have so many poop stories, you guys.

C. diff, for those of you who are (happily!) uninitiated, is a bacterial infection that causes you to shit, unpredictably and uncontrollably, a liquid that looks like…

I'm hoping this is a rumor.

Marvel's genius has been that it understands its characters. They know that if they have a good character it will translate from page to screen. Captain America must be inspirational.

The reason it's hard to forgive Lucas is because he keeps lying to me. "I always meant to have Greedo shoot first, I just filmed it badly." "I never said there would be nine / twelve movies." "I always meant to have Luke and Leia be brother and sister." (That's messed up, George.) "That story I've told a ton of…

All of the sploosh.

I haven't had a crush on a guy this fictional since Prince Eric from the Little Mermaid when I was 6.

I take it you never saw the complete gold that was Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth faceblended?

Here you go - you might need to prepare your naughty bits.

Alright lets see if I can do this.