I've met lots of great Ohioans, but whenever something like this happens, I cannot help but recall that their stadium is a toilet bowl.

Too soon?


...also, whenever I drive by Columbus, I roll down the window and yell "GO BLUUUUUUUE!!" as loud as I can, from the I-75. I know no one will hear, but it soothes me.

[Slowly clapping.]

*Slowly clapping*

Yeah, no one saw that movie... also, no one got depressed about what a waste of time it was, since they have so little time to watch movies, and then ate an entire pie.

No one.

Go Blue!

I hate to be the guy who corrects stuff, but gorduchéte seems off.